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Old 31 December 2003, 01:20 AM
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Thought this was a comical aside to the doom of the last few days on here....

why cops cannot buy sausage rolls

No offence intended....

You do have to wonder though, who was the counter assistant who knew this law and applied it!!!!


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Old 31 December 2003, 01:28 AM
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I can understand the alcohol... but a sausage roll FFS


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Old 31 December 2003, 01:33 AM
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Sounds good to me!
Old 31 December 2003, 03:19 AM
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Is it o.k for them to buy doughnuts?
Old 31 December 2003, 03:54 AM
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Apparently not Gus!!
Old 31 December 2003, 07:41 AM
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"We have spoken to the local Co-operative Society and are working towards resolving the apparent conflict between their needs and ours, in an amicable way."
In other words "we are waiting until their license comes up for renewal before renegotiating the terms of our sausage roll purchasing relationship!"

Old 31 December 2003, 08:24 AM
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Good to see the public starting to make things even
Old 31 December 2003, 08:32 AM
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Revenge is sweet

Fit FATSO cameras to all deli counters to catch them at it!

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Old 31 December 2003, 09:12 AM
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The act says police must have "consent of a superior officer" first.
...'my serg. says i can get the sausage roll love!' so who says it's ok for the serg. to get the sausage roll? who will ok the top dog to get a sausage roll...
Old 31 December 2003, 09:13 AM
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And who's head will Roll when a complaint is made.
Old 31 December 2003, 09:18 AM
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And who's head will Roll when a complaint is made.
Old 31 December 2003, 10:01 AM
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Surely them eating sausage rolls is canibalism?
Old 31 December 2003, 10:30 AM
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Sheepsplitter..Plainly you are a ****.

Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.

Old 31 December 2003, 10:34 AM
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Fit FATSO cameras to all deli counters to catch them at it!
coffee + keyboard moment.
Old 31 December 2003, 10:38 AM
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Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.
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Old 31 December 2003, 10:49 AM
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Just an observation Luke.

It is bound to happen.

Old 31 December 2003, 11:26 AM
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What a load of old cobblers that regulation is!

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Old 31 December 2003, 01:26 PM
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I blame the Aitkins diet on this..
Old 31 December 2003, 01:39 PM
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Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.

If that is the case it would be a disgrace. BS is that how you intend to administer 'justice'?
Old 31 December 2003, 01:44 PM
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Why buy!! they get free food from Mcdonalds
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Old 31 December 2003, 02:03 PM
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free McD's???

i want to be a cop
Old 31 December 2003, 02:29 PM
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Aitkens diet

Old 31 December 2003, 02:36 PM
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Simon Or a fireman!!
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Old 31 December 2003, 02:42 PM
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Aitkens diet
All protein and no fats. That means no sausage rolls or anything with a high fat/carb content.
Old 31 December 2003, 07:08 PM
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Aha - BS appears to be implying that the police are vindictive, self-serving and childish. That's not very nice of you, BS!!!!

The police are the first to use the "we don't make the laws we just enforce them" argument. Fair play to the shop-assistant, I say.

Old 31 December 2003, 07:36 PM
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i hope the shop assistant sat them in the back room and gave a totally patronizing speach, before giving them 3 points!!!


what goes around............
Old 31 December 2003, 07:39 PM
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BS appears to be implying that the police are vindictive, self-serving and childish.

What I find a bit disturbing about this statement is that he is about to join the force himself.

UB
Old 01 January 2004, 12:48 PM
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The Atkins diet is good-I have lost 14 lbs in three weeks.

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Old 01 January 2004, 12:58 PM
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Do you feel weaker? Losing your temper a lot? Remeber, half the world'd problem could be solved by banning the Aitken's diet.
Old 01 January 2004, 10:16 PM
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our local MD.s got banned from giving them free food after someone complained!!!

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