For Sale Ads, descriptive meanings the reality
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Just been thinking about what people say in for sale Ads and some of the things they state and what the seller really means...
Sensible mods = sold the standard bits/to lazy to change the car back to standard
Reluctant sale = asking for to much or I need more than this car is worth to change up/large balloon payment due
One careful owner = I have kept all the bills and petrol receipts but have drove it like I stole it!
No time wasters = I don't think anyone else earns as much as me and therefore can't afford to buy my car
No test pilots = buy the car before you try it
Part ex considered/WHY? = trader working from home or this car is a pile of poo and I would even take a Maxi in exchange for it
Bargain = divorcing my hubby soon so am selling his Noble for a monkey while he is on a business trip with his PA
May split = been trying to sell as a 'sensible mods' car but no one has fallen for it
Will split = exchange your standard bits and cash for my uprated bits as have been trying to sell as a 'May split' sale
Totally standard = I have managed to sell the aftermarket bits at last
Aftermarket bodykit = accident damage been repaired with cheap fibreglass Clingfilm thick kit
Genuine car = I am selling a 'car'
full MOT and TAX = it wont pass next time
one lady owner = senile biddy that owns a cattery and used the car to ferry the cats to the vets and use to let them wee on the seats
forced sale, must sell= other half is gonna leave me if I don't sell and is refusing sex until I keep my promise to get rid of
selling due to ban = I am so stupid I deserve the ban and even let others know this fact
Time to move on = to expensive for me to run
unique spec car = I have purchased every bit of **** kit going and then some
rare model = I was gullible and paid over the odds for a few shiny stickers and some fancy mats
Comes with roof/bike rack = I am to stupid to work out how to remove it
mainly Motorway miles = taken to the redline in every gear from cold
Second car = I couldn't fix the intermittent fault
my Pride and joy = **** obsession with keeping clean, would rather lose friends than have them eat or smoke in car. In fact has no friends as to busy in Halfords reading the back of wax bottles.
re-advertised due to timewaster = I was stupid and did not take a deposit and agreed to them paying me next week, three months ago. I am so stupid I am even telling everyone in the ad just how stupid I am.
Full valet and service = £2 in Tesco car wash, oil and filter change
Never to be repeated at this price = I am going to try my luck with a high price for a week
Sensible mods = sold the standard bits/to lazy to change the car back to standard
Reluctant sale = asking for to much or I need more than this car is worth to change up/large balloon payment due
One careful owner = I have kept all the bills and petrol receipts but have drove it like I stole it!
No time wasters = I don't think anyone else earns as much as me and therefore can't afford to buy my car
No test pilots = buy the car before you try it
Part ex considered/WHY? = trader working from home or this car is a pile of poo and I would even take a Maxi in exchange for it
Bargain = divorcing my hubby soon so am selling his Noble for a monkey while he is on a business trip with his PA
May split = been trying to sell as a 'sensible mods' car but no one has fallen for it
Will split = exchange your standard bits and cash for my uprated bits as have been trying to sell as a 'May split' sale
Totally standard = I have managed to sell the aftermarket bits at last
Aftermarket bodykit = accident damage been repaired with cheap fibreglass Clingfilm thick kit
Genuine car = I am selling a 'car'
full MOT and TAX = it wont pass next time
one lady owner = senile biddy that owns a cattery and used the car to ferry the cats to the vets and use to let them wee on the seats
forced sale, must sell= other half is gonna leave me if I don't sell and is refusing sex until I keep my promise to get rid of
selling due to ban = I am so stupid I deserve the ban and even let others know this fact
Time to move on = to expensive for me to run
unique spec car = I have purchased every bit of **** kit going and then some
rare model = I was gullible and paid over the odds for a few shiny stickers and some fancy mats
Comes with roof/bike rack = I am to stupid to work out how to remove it
mainly Motorway miles = taken to the redline in every gear from cold
Second car = I couldn't fix the intermittent fault
my Pride and joy = **** obsession with keeping clean, would rather lose friends than have them eat or smoke in car. In fact has no friends as to busy in Halfords reading the back of wax bottles.
re-advertised due to timewaster = I was stupid and did not take a deposit and agreed to them paying me next week, three months ago. I am so stupid I am even telling everyone in the ad just how stupid I am.
Full valet and service = £2 in Tesco car wash, oil and filter change
Never to be repeated at this price = I am going to try my luck with a high price for a week
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