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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so,the husband
comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he replies.

The wife stops.

"Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

Without missing a beat the husband says "worked for your ****, didnt it?"

Dougie

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