ADP

$%^&*#! Ive had enough of it now

My house mates went away for a weeks holiday, I now realise that I like my own company, or at least I like living by my rules and not theres:

List of annoyances as follows:

Them robbing your food(even from your own f-ing bedroom)
Them robbing your washing powder "Ive run out" - go to the f-ing shop then
Them too poor to pay the bills they owe me, but always enough money for a Friday night p1ss up
Them dumping stuff all over the house
Them leaving unopend mail all over the house
Them leaving dirty plates all over the place - we have a dishwasher
Them parking there nags of cars all over the drive so I have to park a 25k car on the road, thanks lads
Annoying girl friends out staying their welcomes, using your stuff etc etc(there birds not mine lol)
Them turning on / off heating hot water at dumbass times

glad I got that offf my chest

add to it as you wish........................

fatherpierre

LOL.

I remember all those from that list.

You missed off them leaving stuff in the fridge so long that it goes off and stinks it out and taints all the nice stuff that they've not stolen.

I ended up coming to blows with an idiot I shared with; caught the **** in my room rooting through my things.

RichWalk

Oh the good old days!
Bit strange you can aford a £25K car but not your own place?? Bit of a priority dilema coming your way!

Geddon

Them playing loud music at inappropriate times
Them ******** and you having to listen
Them arguing with you ovwer the heating settings

I'm sure theres more

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

You sound like my parents LOL

eClaire

Thats why I am finding it difficult to find someone to share with

Don't want all that keek, might as well just move back in with my parents and enjoy having no privacy whatsoever. Mind you, I think the washing getting done, hot meals when I get in from work, £30 a week rent, unlimited leccy, unlimited net, unlimited phone, unlimited hot water, not having to worry about housework MORE than compensates for it

12LEE

Them being Australian accountants who think that their CPA qualification is so special combined with their I'm allergic to everything no gluten, no dairy, no proper food diet yet wtf are you still fat you dozy cow plus badly parking a hire car such that it scratches your Subaru's bumper then breaking your ankle whilst on a red letter day motocross event having not been on a bike for 20 years and expecting your housemates to collect you from said event in Brighton to go to hospital in London rather than call an ambulance then once home get your girlfriend to collect your car from Brighton and in the process get 3 points on a Gatso which them wouldn't swallow and then when bedridden (on top floor loft conversion of 3 story Victorian house with 31 steps between loft and kitchen) expect to be served meals and drinks yet it was your own fekkin' fault for breaking your ankle you stupid self centred antipodean accountancy i'm holier than thou cow and using *our* power shower equipped bathroom yet for some effin' stupid reason we let you rent the room that has the en suite with the victorian roll top bath THAT YOU NEVER USE and meanwhile wondering why i have the **** when you are getting a bargain of a rental rate in W4 at £600/month.

Never again.

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

...... <---- here's something you forgot

RichWalk

G'day Lee, got any rooms going ??
Bruce.

12LEE

Yes. £9000/month.

12LEE

I feel *so* much better now

RichWalk

Im so glad I could help squire!

Does £9K include include me Roo mate?

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

PMSL

ajm

lol! Yep been there!

some more...

- Kitchen bin piled ceiling high, their bins emptied into kitchen bin because they can't be arsed to walk the extra 10m to the wheely bin
- Hot water all gone
- Central heating/water settings mucked around with
- food spilt all over carpets
- tampons stuck in the saniflow unit, then once it is blocked take a **** on it!
- never pass on telephone messages

etc etc...

Scooby96

Still better than sharing with your girlfriend

ADP

yeh I have a nice car, but I live in one of the most expensive areas in the country outside london.................a 2 bed flat is 180K(you could pay much more).................I dont have the mortgage buying power on my own to buy this..................I could buy a **** little 1 bedroom place in the scummy part of town but why the hell would I ever want to do that just to "get on the ladder"

I have 10k saved up and rising by the month, just waiting for the right time / right pay rise / market to even off-drop before I do it

Jen

lol! Maybe I'll stop looking at those "house share" adds now then!

Jen

P.S. Andy's not joking - property prices down here are scary

StevieB

Andy, I see things have not exactly got better since chatting at last weeks pub meet

ProperCharlie

when i first moved in with the missus there were serious arguments along these lines:

me:
do you know what day the bin men come on?
what's the point in washing up if the stuff is still dirty afterwards?
wtf is all this rubbish doing in here?
why do you insist on crinkling up the laundry before you hang it out?

her:
you are such a ****ing bast**d, you think you are perfect, you think everything i do is wrong, sob sob.

me:
well now you mention it - i am perfect

at least now we've got my little brother to complain about - this acts as a good diversion.

Scooby96

PC - did you sort out your missing free range pork chops?

Brendan Hughes

<The Young Ones>

(Neil is on the phone, Rik arrives)

Rik: Oh, Neil, and I see you haven't written the call down in the book, SPECIFICALLY put there for the purpose of equal share of the costs - thought you'd just get away with it? Thought we could subsidise your little chats while you save yourself a bit of money? "Just forgot", just this once? And how many other times did you "just forget", eh, eh? Oh, yes, just rely on your mates to pay your phone bills, nice one....

Neil: Er, Rik, it's a payphone, man...

ProperCharlie

yeah - turned out the missus had eaten them for her lunch

ADP

lol

whats that I see in my bathroom - only 1 tube of shower gel, hmm now Ive removed my showergel there is none ....................how long b4 I get asked to borrow .............