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Old 25 February 2004, 10:08 AM
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Red face 3 days till my wedding and disaster !!!

Well in 3 days time i will be getting married but this morning I have had a major incident in the bathroom with a brand spanking new Gillette Mach 3 razor blade and my top lip. Loads of bog roll and a handful of Vaseline later it has stopped bleeding, but I seriously hope it dont spoil the wedding pictures on Saturday !!

Any tips on how to make it heal quickly and not look like a lump of dried tomato on me boat race ?

Dave
Old 25 February 2004, 10:11 AM
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Zinc tablets help the healing process but if it's really bad, a smidge of your girlfriend's foundation may cover it up on the day - as long as it's the right colour for you too, obviously.
Old 25 February 2004, 10:14 AM
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,,,could you not afford a turbo what about bookin yerself in for immediate lip enhancment surgery 2 birds with 1 stone
Old 25 February 2004, 10:19 AM
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I'll send you some of my spam for Plump, Fuller Lips if you want?

(Got some other spam which claims to help your married life also....)
Old 25 February 2004, 10:20 AM
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It was a turbo, and i think thats what the problem was. Not paying attention and the boost came in when i wasnt expecting it and shazzam - big hole in top lip
Old 25 February 2004, 10:22 AM
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Could always grow a 'tache - cover it up that way.
Old 25 February 2004, 10:25 AM
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PMSL - A five day tache for a wedding He'd look like a 70s **** star

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Old 25 February 2004, 10:27 AM
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I'm sure you could get someone to put some nice makeup on.

Failing that - photoshop
Old 25 February 2004, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
PMSL - A five day tache for a wedding He'd look like a 70s **** star
...and the problem with that?,,flares are back :P
Old 25 February 2004, 10:55 AM
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turn the boost down.
Old 25 February 2004, 12:28 PM
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Easy, sorted mate.
Get the best man to stand in in your place on the pictures ....
Old 25 February 2004, 12:33 PM
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Default Not enough blades

Should have used one of these:
http://www.theonion.com/opinion.php?i=2&o=1
Old 25 February 2004, 12:37 PM
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No props. A black marker pen - and you're sorted.



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Old 25 February 2004, 12:41 PM
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Honey really is a fantastic healer. Serious. If you can put some on your lip for a few hours when watching telly etc, do it.
Old 25 February 2004, 01:11 PM
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Sue gillette and claim on the wedding insurance.
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Old 25 February 2004, 01:30 PM
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Call it an Omen and cancel the Wedding!

Or get down to Chemist and buy some Sudocrem, does wonders to speed healing and stop scarring.

Hope the day goes well regardless

Nick
Old 25 February 2004, 01:37 PM
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Dont pick it and use Witchstick, avialable from Boots

good luck
Old 25 February 2004, 04:36 PM
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Don't worry Dave,

Get the wedding photos taken on a digital camera, pass them to me, and I'll airbrush you out of all of them and just leave the lovely Libby in them!

See you at the Bracknell do tomorrow,
Steve
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