anyone want my job?
27 February 2004, 01:46 PM
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anyone want my job?
as i really feel like giving the whole thing a rest... suppose lack of sleep from last night isn't helping, and it's friday, but still - just feel like switching off for a few months/years.
my job:
pros
good remuneration.
self determined hours except 06:30 am start
fairly regular visits to the pub can be incorporated into your working schedule
some scope for taking advantage of other companies corporate entertainment
unlimited access to scoobynet
office scenery not too bad
regular cups of tea are provided
corporate tickets to a football club of my choice provided (if you are a gooner then forget it
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cons
you will feel like a world of sh*t is on your shoulders
anyone interested should apply to me, including a very substantial bribe with their application.
my job:
pros
good remuneration.
self determined hours except 06:30 am start
fairly regular visits to the pub can be incorporated into your working schedule
some scope for taking advantage of other companies corporate entertainment
unlimited access to scoobynet
office scenery not too bad
regular cups of tea are provided
corporate tickets to a football club of my choice provided (if you are a gooner then forget it
)cons
you will feel like a world of sh*t is on your shoulders
anyone interested should apply to me, including a very substantial bribe with their application.
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27 February 2004, 05:54 PM
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Puff - err make that "sufficient numbers of applicants of the right calibre"
you are pretty much right about what we do. to give it the posh title it is Director of Company providing off track services to the rail industry and arboricultural services to a range of public bodies and private corporations and individuals. some BS like that.
olly - as a guide:
salary ITRO £45k p.a.
profit related pay maybe £15k to £30k depending on how thing are going
Mr Cookie - what do you do again?
you are pretty much right about what we do. to give it the posh title it is Director of Company providing off track services to the rail industry and arboricultural services to a range of public bodies and private corporations and individuals. some BS like that.
olly - as a guide:
salary ITRO £45k p.a.
profit related pay maybe £15k to £30k depending on how thing are going
Mr Cookie - what do you do again?
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27 February 2004, 05:54 PM
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Yeah, I'll take it. try bein made redundant in June and no jobs on the horizon
Easier to get a job when ur in one. U can always change if ur not happy.
Dougie.
Sorry just havin a rant
Easier to get a job when ur in one. U can always change if ur not happy.
Dougie.
Sorry just havin a rant
27 February 2004, 07:29 PM
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I don't think there's many people on here that couldn't of done my job today, i was done by 9am started at 8 but had to stay till 4pm, not even i could drag it out that long
Si
I don't think there's many people on here that couldn't of done my job today, i was done by 9am started at 8 but had to stay till 4pm, not even i could drag it out that long
Si
27 February 2004, 07:42 PM
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Charlie, you can have my job. I DID love it but this week sucked. 
Advise companies on Investors in People standards, create new position for the client management process, fill said position on top of your new job, write a load of diagnostic reports on the potential impact >insert company name here< can have on the economy, which grants funding and advisory support they need to acheive this, act as PA to everyone in the office, answer EVERYONES phone, contribute to policy and product development, deal with general enquiries about stuff that has nothing to do with your job, post on scoobynet, fetch the left over biscuits out of meeting rooms and attend two hour meetings that cause you to leave work late on a friday night.
Feel free
I think I have too much wine, the spelling and punctuation is prolly appaling, but hey, who cares, its friday
Edited to say: theres more but my brain is too tired to think
Advise companies on Investors in People standards, create new position for the client management process, fill said position on top of your new job, write a load of diagnostic reports on the potential impact >insert company name here< can have on the economy, which grants funding and advisory support they need to acheive this, act as PA to everyone in the office, answer EVERYONES phone, contribute to policy and product development, deal with general enquiries about stuff that has nothing to do with your job, post on scoobynet, fetch the left over biscuits out of meeting rooms and attend two hour meetings that cause you to leave work late on a friday night.
Feel free
I think I have too much wine, the spelling and punctuation is prolly appaling, but hey, who cares, its friday
Edited to say: theres more but my brain is too tired to think
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