How much grief do you have to take of your MRS?
How much grief do you have to take of your MRS?
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16 March 2004, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CC
loads 
but she's fit as fk 
.....however i'm fast learning that looks aint everything.
but she's fit as fk .....however i'm fast learning that looks aint everything.
16 March 2004, 06:56 PM
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high maintenace women - more costly and less satisfying than a high maintenance car.
my advice: trade it in before the value drops to the floor, along with her other assets.
my advice: trade it in before the value drops to the floor, along with her other assets.
16 March 2004, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by **************
Answers on a postcard please.
I just need to make sure I am not the only one to get a feking ear bending every day of my life and be put in a bad mood
I just need to make sure I am not the only one to get a feking ear bending every day of my life and be put in a bad mood
(If only!)
16 March 2004, 08:06 PM
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Women these days are less domestic and want more from life which is a reaction against years of oppresion by men, i.e. our dads, grandads and great grandads had the best years and we are now suffering the consequences !
Funny how they are all f*cking independant women with girl power and all that **** until a dirty or messy job needs doing, ever seen a woman change a car wheel ?
Apart from a small percentage, 0.00001 who are mingers and should have been born men, no woman can change a wheel on a car, sure in concept they can deal with it, but the whole tight wheelnuts and brake dust thing finishes them off.
I however cannot operate the washing machine, so we are evens, plus I like women as the alternative is just to horrible to contemplate.
Funny how they are all f*cking independant women with girl power and all that **** until a dirty or messy job needs doing, ever seen a woman change a car wheel ?
Apart from a small percentage, 0.00001 who are mingers and should have been born men, no woman can change a wheel on a car, sure in concept they can deal with it, but the whole tight wheelnuts and brake dust thing finishes them off.
I however cannot operate the washing machine, so we are evens, plus I like women as the alternative is just to horrible to contemplate.
16 March 2004, 08:10 PM
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A womans place is in the kitchen and the bedroom when invited
if all else fails give her a slap and a good rub down with a coconut Mat
if all else fails give her a slap and a good rub down with a coconut Mat
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16 March 2004, 08:19 PM
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what Mrs?
Have plenty of very very close female friends, but no like 'official' girlfriend so to speak (out of choice i might add)
All needs covered for both parties, and no bullsh*t and nagging.
Sorted
Have plenty of very very close female friends, but no like 'official' girlfriend so to speak (out of choice i might add)
All needs covered for both parties, and no bullsh*t and nagging.
Sorted
16 March 2004, 10:54 PM
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Tee hee
A girl I used to live with always liked the expression "Are you on???" everytime she started to go off on one. Laugh?? She never started!!
Light the blue touch paper, withdraw 10 yard's and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Hence, she's now the ex
Light the blue touch paper, withdraw 10 yard's and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Hence, she's now the ex
16 March 2004, 10:59 PM
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It's evolution or devolution depending on which side of the fence you are on.
Deal with it mate if it gets to a point where you feel the need to commit murder to shut her up, then its time to move on. They do mellow with age and when they realise (around 15 years) that they'll never change us, they give up
It's evolution or devolution depending on which side of the fence you are on.
Deal with it mate
if it gets to a point where you feel the need to commit murder to shut her up, then its time to move on. They do mellow with age and when they realise (around 15 years) that they'll never change us, they give up
16 March 2004, 11:02 PM
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As PC said, set the ground rules early on. Ironing, moi? No chance.
As I often tell the Mrs, marriage isn't about comprimise, it's about understanding. She understands I won't comprimise
I hope she doesn't read this or I'll be sleeping downstairs again...
As I often tell the Mrs, marriage isn't about comprimise, it's about understanding. She understands I won't comprimise
I hope she doesn't read this or I'll be sleeping downstairs again...
<Takes cover>
17 March 2004, 01:14 AM
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my bitch is lately very fuking lazy, will not clean anything says we need to hire a cleaner as she is at uni doing a masters and doesnt have time.
but then she says i am responsible to lock the doors at night and check on her security, sounds a bit sexist to me.
I cant do much cleaning lately as i herniated my disk at xmas, but i like to live in a clean house, we keep having these arguments she says she has cleaned up, but the fuking house looks like its not been cleaned for months dust is that thick!!
going back to Thailand, rent-a-gf is cheaper and less hastle and cleaners are cheap too
sick of it!!
but then she says i am responsible to lock the doors at night and check on her security, sounds a bit sexist to me.
I cant do much cleaning lately as i herniated my disk at xmas, but i like to live in a clean house, we keep having these arguments she says she has cleaned up, but the fuking house looks like its not been cleaned for months dust is that thick!!
going back to Thailand, rent-a-gf is cheaper and less hastle and cleaners are cheap too
sick of it!!
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17 March 2004, 09:20 AM
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If you are as good as gold then we won't give you any greif (although sometimes we still do just because you annoy us).
And take your shoes off when you get home.
And take your shoes off when you get home.
17 March 2004, 09:55 AM
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If its put this way...
Then I dress Ez, take her to school, do the shopping, do the washing up, all the washing drying, generally make the beds/tidy house, do the gardening (all of it), collect Ez from school, feed her then get her ready for bed, tidy up after her, then do supper and then lock all the doors etc...
& I still get moaned @
What do I get moaned @ about? Well, not tidying the house/doing the washing up B4 she comes back sometimes but it still gets done so whats the difference?
I also get moaned at because I haven't got a job & am not contributing to the household budget. Like its not my fault I was made redundant and what about the times when I was earning more than her & putting more into the bank account?
Oh & spending time on the computer of course
Chris - just you wait m8 - might be rosy now but give it a short while
Then I dress Ez, take her to school, do the shopping, do the washing up, all the washing drying, generally make the beds/tidy house, do the gardening (all of it), collect Ez from school, feed her then get her ready for bed, tidy up after her, then do supper and then lock all the doors etc...
& I still get moaned @
What do I get moaned @ about? Well, not tidying the house/doing the washing up B4 she comes back sometimes but it still gets done so whats the difference?
I also get moaned at because I haven't got a job & am not contributing to the household budget. Like its not my fault I was made redundant and what about the times when I was earning more than her & putting more into the bank account?
Oh & spending time on the computer of course
Chris - just you wait m8 - might be rosy now but give it a short while
