Favourite phrases and sayings
31 March 2004, 09:53 AM
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Favourite phrases and sayings
I've got loads but here's a few of my favourites:
- Wetter than an otter's pocket
- A face like a leper's knee (also welder's bench, bulldog chewing a wasp or a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle etc)
- Rusty roof, stinky cellar (derogatory phrase for a lady with ginger hair)
- Gets more time off work than Rip van Winkel's bedside light (lazy b@stard)
- Short arms, deep sporran (aimed at someone who is tight-fisted)
You got any?
Cheers
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- Wetter than an otter's pocket
- A face like a leper's knee (also welder's bench, bulldog chewing a wasp or a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle etc)
- Rusty roof, stinky cellar (derogatory phrase for a lady with ginger hair)
- Gets more time off work than Rip van Winkel's bedside light (lazy b@stard)
- Short arms, deep sporran (aimed at someone who is tight-fisted)
You got any?
Cheers
Kav
31 March 2004, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
- a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle etc)
Kav
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Originally Posted by ANDYUK300
face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a thistle
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31 March 2004, 10:36 AM
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You cant pollish a turd (often used for new guys who have just joined)
If you see this on your yearly report i dont hink your in the right line of work
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If you see this on your yearly report i dont hink your in the right line of work
LOL
31 March 2004, 10:38 AM
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"last time I saw someone with a figure like that, it was hanfing on a meat hook in a butchers window"
"you can't expect things to last forever"
"Hoisted by my own petard"
"life- you cant take it back if it dosent fit"
"you can't expect things to last forever"
"Hoisted by my own petard"
"life- you cant take it back if it dosent fit"
31 March 2004, 10:44 AM
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You cant pollish a turd
and I've just remembered a good one for a car that doesn't handle very well:Like a pig on castors.
Cheers
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31 March 2004, 10:44 AM
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I'm not aloud to call you a ****, sir. But I'm allowed to think you're one.
My RSM said that to me once. I think I'd upset him...
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My RSM said that to me once. I think I'd upset him...
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31 March 2004, 10:45 AM
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Face like a blind cobblers thumb
Like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs (nervous individual)
And a classic
Go ahead punk make my day
Like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs (nervous individual)
And a classic
Go ahead punk make my day
31 March 2004, 10:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
- a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle etc)
Kav
Quote:
Originally Posted by ANDYUK300
face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a thistle
Blind as a bat?
Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
- a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle etc)
Kav
Quote:
Originally Posted by ANDYUK300
face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a thistle
Blind as a bat?
31 March 2004, 10:57 AM
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the 7 P's
Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Pi$$ Poor Performance.
"not teaching you to suck eggs" (when teaching something to someone who may know already what you are on about)
Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Pi$$ Poor Performance.
"not teaching you to suck eggs" (when teaching something to someone who may know already what you are on about)
31 March 2004, 11:00 AM
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when talking to a smart ar$e who thinks he knows everything but actually knows **** all
"what you know about (subject) i could write on the back of a penny black with a thick nibbed marker"
"what you know about (subject) i could write on the back of a penny black with a thick nibbed marker"
31 March 2004, 11:27 AM
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She was dirtier than my dad's gardening trousers.
He looks like someone who's face has been on fire and put out with a criket bat.
Next time, I'l get a scientist to track your brain waves and tell me what you are thinking rather than actually listening to the words you are using as the two are not even remotely related.
He looks like someone who's face has been on fire and put out with a criket bat.
Next time, I'l get a scientist to track your brain waves and tell me what you are thinking rather than actually listening to the words you are using as the two are not even remotely related.
