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Old 01 April 2004, 11:41 AM
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Anybody do or see any good fools day pranks today?
Old 01 April 2004, 11:44 AM
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Smacked my boss hard in the mouth when I walked into work this morning

Then told him it was an April fool

... I wish
Old 01 April 2004, 11:46 AM
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My local Subaru tried to charge me €70 for some plastic centre caps for my alloys.

Unfortunately it wasn't an April fools.

So no, I haven't.
Old 01 April 2004, 11:48 AM
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GMTV did a story on Yorkshire Water developing a weight-loss version of tap water. Apparently it has negatively charged ions that attach to your positive fat cells, which then come out when you have a p!ss.

They did a live broadcast from someones house where they had a 3rd tap fitted which supplied the special water, a so-called 'scientist' from Yourkshire Water explaining how they developed it and a nutritionalist in the studio.

They played it well but I knew straight away this was utter bollox lol.
Old 01 April 2004, 11:50 AM
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GMTV did a story on Yorkshire Water developing a weight-loss version of tap water. Apparently it has negatively charged ions that attach to your positive fat cells, which then come out when you have a p!ss.
You mean this ain't true

I'll need to cancel my order of 95,000 litres of the bottled stuff
Old 01 April 2004, 11:52 AM
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hehe - I'd love to hear from those who really fell for it.


Don't be shy - we can forgive you - it was early in the morning
Old 01 April 2004, 12:05 PM
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p8 of The Times, a BMW advert.
Old 01 April 2004, 12:08 PM
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Man United's new Lear Jet on the front page of the Evening News got me

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/sp...ory=86038.html
Old 01 April 2004, 12:13 PM
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This was my favourite.

http://file.sugarqube.com/Cards/jblo...wf?PL=L400x300
Old 01 April 2004, 12:14 PM
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Old 01 April 2004, 12:32 PM
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PMSL at Ryanair's ad on Pg 3 of the Telegraph -

"Kids fly free on Ryanair.....

(Pic of kid hanging off front of plane)

....for as long as they can hang on"
Old 01 April 2004, 03:29 PM
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science teacher sent one of the young uns for a "long stand"
Old 01 April 2004, 03:34 PM
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Radio 2 had a news item that an announcement from Paris and Berlin might come out this afternoon. As the French and German economies had been performing badly recently, they had decided that the Euro was an experiement that had failed and had decided to withdraw. They wanted to adopt the Pound as their new currency.
Old 01 April 2004, 03:46 PM
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I'm still trying to decide whether this is a wind up or not?!

Heard it on the radio this morning and immediately thought so it was an April Fool, but I thought they'd have owned up to it by now...

K.
Old 01 April 2004, 05:18 PM
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Also in the Telegraph. Full page add on pg 7. BMW's new SHEF technology (Satellite Hypersensitive Electromagnetic Foodration) - or put another way - a microwave oven in your dashboard

Chris

Edit to say that they've even setup a website

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Old 01 April 2004, 05:48 PM
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Seen a few about. Something about using chickens with a nuclear land mine! lol Chappy asking about his Open Source Missle Guidance project. Macintouch's front page is some dating site, things like "geek" looking for "geek" searches lol.
Old 01 April 2004, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris L
Also in the Telegraph. Full page add on pg 7. BMW's new SHEF technology (Satellite Hypersensitive Electromagnetic Foodration) - or put another way - a microwave oven in your dashboard

Chris

Edit to say that they've even setup a website
Nice touch - Made up by BMW (GB), 1 April, 2004.
Old 01 April 2004, 08:06 PM
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Got suckered by the BMW ad, sat there thinking only a BMW owner would choose that as an option.
Old 01 April 2004, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Something about using chickens with a nuclear land mine! lol
The fool is on you boyo!!!
That one is actually true!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3588465.stm

Did you also know that racing pigeons were used in UK missiles during the 2nd world war. They were apparently good at operating some kind of rudimentary guidance system. No doubt that'll appear next year and you'll not believe that either, but it is TRUE!
Old 01 April 2004, 08:27 PM
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PS follow the link to confirm it is not a fool

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3589239.stm
Old 01 April 2004, 08:32 PM
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I manage a restaurant and bar. When the veg delivery came this morning the delivery driver told me that they'd had an early visit from a young plumber from one of the local companies who'd been sent over to look for a leak (leek!).
Old 02 April 2004, 09:13 AM
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Didn't Coke Cola do that Mineral Water thing???
Oh wait, you mean that wasn't an April Fools!!!
Old 02 April 2004, 09:57 AM
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My favourite http://macworld.co.uk/news/top_news_...fm?NewsID=8326
Old 02 April 2004, 10:44 AM
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Another good one in the local rag, backed up in print with a nice picture.
EK News

C
Old 02 April 2004, 11:45 AM
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Sent our trainee welder to the butchers for half a pound of fallopian tubes. Ah, the naivety of youth ...
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I swapped the "m" and "n" keys round on someone's keyboard, then swapped the "m" and "n" letters round in a couple of common fonts. He was well puzzled as to why things looked right on the screen, but were being flagged as spelling mistakes in word

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Old 02 April 2004, 09:37 PM
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PMSL @ john s

Busy in the office, was it mate
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Well the "victim" made the mistake of having the day off on the 31st of March, so it would have been rude not to really...



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