Rainbow, Bungle, all that stuff
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16 May 2004, 01:30 PM
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A sketch from Rainbow which opens with Zippy peeling a banana;
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh,
I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a
hammer and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you
like to play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's *****. Are we going to play
with our friend's ***** today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:"
Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with
our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod
and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely
Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: " Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But
would you like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and
I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out?
And remember, you can bang your ***** at the same time. If you
haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play
the
plucking song."Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're
going to pluck all day."
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh,
I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a
hammer and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you
like to play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's *****. Are we going to play
with our friend's ***** today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:"
Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with
our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod
and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely
Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: " Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But
would you like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and
I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out?
And remember, you can bang your ***** at the same time. If you
haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play
the
plucking song."Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're
going to pluck all day."
16 May 2004, 05:22 PM
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OK, it is real, in the sense it was filmed, but it was never aired. From what I recall, it was some end of series prank thing that they scripted and filmed. Totally hillarious though.
16 May 2004, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
OK, it is real, in the sense it was filmed, but it was never aired. From what I recall, it was some end of series prank thing that they scripted and filmed. Totally hillarious though.
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