john_s

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There's an Englishman, an American and a Frenchman talking in a bar. "Do you know," says the American, "that when I make love to my wife, I thrust for 30 minutes. She's so excited she has a great orgasm and jumps an inch off the bed!"

"That's nothing," says the Frenchman, "when I make love to my wife, I lick her **** for an hour until she has a massive orgasm that makes her jump thirty centimeters off the bed!"

"Well", says the Englishman, "Actually, I can beat that. When I make love to my wife, I come on her belly, rub the semen into her breasts and then wipe my hands on the curtains, and she hits the f***ing roof!"





John.

ps - appologies if this amounts in any way to soggy scoobies...