Highland cattle to drive away gays?
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Highland cattle to drive away gays?
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A Dutch town hopes Scottish highland cattle will drive away gay couples who use a local park to have sex.
Officials in Haarlemmerliede say the Spaarnwoude park has become a popular haunt for gay couples.
They plan to introduce highland cattle to graze in the park in the hope it will scare them away.
"The gays are causing a lot of trouble to the other visitors," said director Van Hoogdalem.
"I don't have anything against gays but I don't want them to copulate in public where people walking their dogs or having a walk with children can see them."
A Dutch town hopes Scottish highland cattle will drive away gay couples who use a local park to have sex.
Officials in Haarlemmerliede say the Spaarnwoude park has become a popular haunt for gay couples.
They plan to introduce highland cattle to graze in the park in the hope it will scare them away.
"The gays are causing a lot of trouble to the other visitors," said director Van Hoogdalem.
"I don't have anything against gays but I don't want them to copulate in public where people walking their dogs or having a walk with children can see them."
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LOL - didn't think horny and hairy and built like a truck and packing a lot of prime meat would scare gays away.
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What is it with gays anyway? Why can't they just do it in private like normal people?
Careful, you just said gays are not normal. On here that's asking for trouble from the holier than thou brigade.
This will be the first question from all the oddities that consider same sex relationships normal: "Normal, what's normal"?!?.
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Originally Posted by Senior_AP
Careful, you just said gays are not normal. On here that's asking for trouble from the holier than thou brigade.
This will be the first question from all the oddities that consider same sex relationships normal: "Normal, what's normal"?!?.
lol
This will be the first question from all the oddities that consider same sex relationships normal: "Normal, what's normal"?!?.
lol
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I think the fact that thay have to have a name for it e.g. GAY, QUEER etc means its not normal.
Most people would say i'm in a relationship, or I'm married - they have to say "i'm gay or I'm queer etc"
Most people would say i'm in a relationship, or I'm married - they have to say "i'm gay or I'm queer etc"
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And just to back that up:
nor·mal
adj.
nor·mal
adj.
- Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical: normal room temperature; one's normal weight; normal diplomatic relations.
- Biology. Functioning or occurring in a natural way; lacking observable abnormalities or deficiencies.
- Abbr. n or N Chemistry.
- Mathematics.
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- Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
- Free from mental illness; sane.
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Originally Posted by tiggers
Wondered how it would take someone.
Originally Posted by Senior_AP
This will be the first question from all the oddities that consider same sex relationships normal: "Normal, what's normal"?!?.
"Normal is the configuration of sexual preference to which the majority subscribe. Gays are a minority therefore they are statistically abnormal."
Disclaimer: That's not to say I have anything against them, I am just pointing out the facts as they are currently! Who knows, maybe it will become a majority preference at which point I will mathematically obliged to refer to them as normal.
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Also if we were all gay the planet could die in 100 years - assuming no artificial insemmination.
The ****ing fulfords - "Don't want queers in the family, or we'll all be ****ed"
The ****ing fulfords - "Don't want queers in the family, or we'll all be ****ed"
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And why dress like this to make sure people know.
I don't wear a photo of my wife round my neck to prove i'm heterosexual
I don't wear a photo of my wife round my neck to prove i'm heterosexual
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Lets not be hasty here, it says gay couples but no reference to gender.........
It could be blonde teen lesbians!! And that would be perfectly normal!!
T.G.
It could be blonde teen lesbians!! And that would be perfectly normal!!
T.G.
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Sounds good guvnor - but how many fathers would be chuffed to find their daugher in a field prawn jousting with another lady.
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Also can anyone tell me the origins of the shiny PVC hat that they all way in the gay parades - in relation to them being gay.
I mean the leather an PVC is great on the right person, athough most say that a handlebar moustache and plastic crotch cover on a guy just doesn't tent my trousers.
I mean the leather an PVC is great on the right person, athough most say that a handlebar moustache and plastic crotch cover on a guy just doesn't tent my trousers.
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Being gay is abnormal. Majority or not. I've no problem with them though.
See pic of a mate of mine.
http://resourcesforbears.com/NEWS/AR...hughes_lrg.jpg
See pic of a mate of mine.
http://resourcesforbears.com/NEWS/AR...hughes_lrg.jpg