Kill a child. . . . .
10 December 2004, 01:22 PM
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Kill a child. . . . .
In a village just outside of Aylesbury called Bishopstone the residents and their childeren have done some very nice speed limit signs, similar to the 20mph one with the childs handprints on. They are along the roadside throughout the village, however one in particular caught my eye :-
I'll take the second option
I'll take the second option
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10 December 2004, 01:43 PM
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Yes, good signs ............ BUT, if you buy some detector you can do 80mph past a school and not get caught!! 
Actually, you are travelling soooooo fast that you don't even hear the screams of the child you have just mown down!!
A child IS for Xmas!!
Slow down and let them see Santa ffs!!
And stop moaning when you get caught you speeders!!
Pete
Actually, you are travelling soooooo fast that you don't even hear the screams of the child you have just mown down!!
A child IS for Xmas!!
Slow down and let them see Santa ffs!!
And stop moaning when you get caught you speeders!!
Pete
10 December 2004, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
With your atrophied reaction times Pete you need to go slower than most! 
62 years of experience doesn't result in nothing you know!! I would be gone before you had changed your nappy!
Pete
Anyway, the message remains the same:-
KILL YOUR SPEED - LET A CHILD SEE XMAS!!!
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10 December 2004, 02:51 PM
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I reckon if you go fast enough, air pressure will build up in front of your car and cushion said child, then move him / her swiftly out of the way, speeding, especially excessively should be encouraged!
10 December 2004, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Slow down and let them see Santa ffs!!
he must be to visit every house in one night...
Must have his foot to the floor.
I bet he uses a laser jammer
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10 December 2004, 03:30 PM
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For all the attention and time spent on speeding, why isn't the same message to children and their parents provided given that they are 50% of the problem?
10 December 2004, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Or blast through the village and out the other side at 95mph before the child has even had a chance to reach the roadside!
10 December 2004, 03:41 PM
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Or by the time your brain has realised and took in what the wording has said and you've began to get all sentimental over it said has been hit up over bonnet and landed behind the car without you even realising it. Fookin muppets.
10 December 2004, 03:54 PM
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My favourite was one I saw by a local farm (kill your speed, not a sheep). Very fair advice, as you're much better gently winging them rather than an outright kill - they stay warm until ready that way 
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