View Poll Results: How Many of the 10 Commandments Have You Broken?
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3-4
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5-6
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How Many of the 10 Commandments Have You Broken?
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How Many of the 10 Commandments Have You Broken?
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I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
I think a Chav version could be quite amusing as well
Thou shalt steal....
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I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
I don't "have" any gods, period, does that mean I have broken the commandment?
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
I have "graven images" I just don't worship them, see 1 above
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
god can go bollox, he/she/it doesn't exist - that's that one done
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Who's the Christian one or the Jewish one? See point 1 above
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
I try to keep this one!
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
If bugs, pigeons and other roadkill count, I'm fooked!
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Not married but humped a few that were, does that count?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
Fine line!
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
How about anybody else?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I thought it was only his *** you can't covet? Personally I prefer his missus *** to his, but she has the face of a hippo-crocco-pig so I'll take the bird 2 doors down instead!
I don't "have" any gods, period, does that mean I have broken the commandment?
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
I have "graven images" I just don't worship them, see 1 above
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
god can go bollox, he/she/it doesn't exist - that's that one done
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Who's the Christian one or the Jewish one? See point 1 above
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
I try to keep this one!
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
If bugs, pigeons and other roadkill count, I'm fooked!
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Not married but humped a few that were, does that count?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
Fine line!
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
How about anybody else?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I thought it was only his *** you can't covet? Personally I prefer his missus *** to his, but she has the face of a hippo-crocco-pig so I'll take the bird 2 doors down instead!
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I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.- not sure about this one, I have no god of any kind
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.-does drawing a ***** on a picture of jesus count?
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.-see above and robbing the contributions box
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.-obviously we all break this one, for extra points though try to break some of the other commandments on the sabbath
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.-again think we've all broken this one at some point or other
VI. Thou shalt not kill.-not humans but I did kill a particularly annoying ankle biting dog when it attacked me in the park
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.-not married but I've cheated on a partner, who hasn't?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.- see no III and IX
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour- I told another neighbour that I'd seen the guy next door stealing his milk, it was actually me, does that count?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's- I often give the next door neighbours bird a cheeky wink when we pass, I also want his 911.
Result 9/10, now I'm off to worship Satan and drink blood.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.-does drawing a ***** on a picture of jesus count?
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.-see above and robbing the contributions box
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.-obviously we all break this one, for extra points though try to break some of the other commandments on the sabbath
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.-again think we've all broken this one at some point or other
VI. Thou shalt not kill.-not humans but I did kill a particularly annoying ankle biting dog when it attacked me in the park
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.-not married but I've cheated on a partner, who hasn't?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.- see no III and IX
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour- I told another neighbour that I'd seen the guy next door stealing his milk, it was actually me, does that count?
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's- I often give the next door neighbours bird a cheeky wink when we pass, I also want his 911.
Result 9/10, now I'm off to worship Satan and drink blood.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.-does drawing a ***** on a picture of jesus count?
so that makes you 8/10 - a regular little angel.
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I'm flattered you want to follow me around like a servile little dog ajm.
In answer to your question I did idolise it, I stuck it on the wall upside down and prayed to it that all things I disliked in the world would be striken/smitten from it.
9/10 then.
In answer to your question I did idolise it, I stuck it on the wall upside down and prayed to it that all things I disliked in the world would be striken/smitten from it.
9/10 then.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
In answer to your question I did idolise it, I stuck it on the wall upside down and prayed to it that all things I disliked in the world would be striken/smitten from it.
9/10 then.
9/10 then.
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
I'm flattered you want to follow me around like a servile little dog ajm.
In answer to your question I did idolise it, I stuck it on the wall upside down and prayed to it that all things I disliked in the world would be striken/smitten from it.
9/10 then.
9/10 then.
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What's the matter? Does your "own medicine" leave a bitter taste in your mouth?
I don't believe you. 8/10.
I don't believe you. 8/10.
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=400083
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Originally Posted by TORQUEamada
ajm I told you, you're yesterdays news. I'm sure this isn't the first time you've been knocked back, looking as you do like Mr Potato Head, but it's time to accept the facts, it's over between us. We've just grown apart and now it's time to say adieu. Further to that end I've selected the ignore button and you have now ceased to exist.
(I know your curiosity will demand you read this though as you will still see I have posted)
LOL
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I have no idea what you are saying all I see is this
"Remove user from ignore listajm
This message is hidden because ajm is on your ignore list."
I'd imagine it's some kind of heartfelt plea wishing we could be together again. Alas our time together is over and this is the end. Never mind just move onwards and upwards, things will get better over time.
"Remove user from ignore listajm
This message is hidden because ajm is on your ignore list."
I'd imagine it's some kind of heartfelt plea wishing we could be together again. Alas our time together is over and this is the end. Never mind just move onwards and upwards, things will get better over time.
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Alas our time together is over and this is the end. Never mind just move onwards and upwards, things will get better over time.
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Originally Posted by Jye
What about me, you used to lub me once, tell me I'm still in with a chance, boo hoo
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Maybe if everyone quotes the people he ignores, he will be forced to ignore everyone and thus just go away
Mind, his childish rantings do help to pass the boredom of the office.....
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Mind, his childish rantings do help to pass the boredom of the office.....
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TORQUEamada..I have now worked out why you have so much aggression towards parents and children. On the assumption you are male and the fact that you worship a *****, I must conclude you are batting for the other side and hence the prospect of you reproducing is greatly reduced. If you are desperate to be a parent but the thought of sleeping with a person of the opposite sex repells you I suggest you seek counciling for your problem.
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I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
As an atheist, I have no gods. Not sure if I've broken this one then....
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Broken, if I understand this correctly....
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
I break this one virtually on an hourly basis, for Christ's sake..
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Definitely broken..
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Not broken..
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Not broken..
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Mmm, never been married, but I have aided and abetted..
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
I assume even scrumping as a kid would count, so broken..
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Only when they deserved it!.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Well and truly broken.
So between 6 and 8.
As an atheist, I have no gods. Not sure if I've broken this one then....
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Broken, if I understand this correctly....
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
I break this one virtually on an hourly basis, for Christ's sake..
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Definitely broken..
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Not broken..
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Not broken..
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Mmm, never been married, but I have aided and abetted..
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
I assume even scrumping as a kid would count, so broken..
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Only when they deserved it!.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Well and truly broken.
So between 6 and 8.
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TORQUEamada..I have now worked out why you have so much aggression towards parents and children. On the assumption you are male and the fact that you worship a *****, I must conclude you are batting for the other side and hence the prospect of you reproducing is greatly reduced. If you are desperate to be a parent but the thought of sleeping with a person of the opposite sex repells you I suggest you seek counciling for your problem.
There's a bit of an assumption in your comments, I don't hate parents and children. I pity the parents and often the children looking at what they have to bring them up.
As for homoseuxal tendencies, not that I'm aware of. What has this to do with the 10 commandments anyway? I was quite happy to carry on the discussion on the now locked "scum and snotsack" thread. The powers that be decided to deny us all that chance, now it's time to move on.
The idea of using the ignore button is to facilitate the 'moving on'. I look at it this way, if you transposed scoobynet to a street fight the person I'm ignoring is on the floor and having finished the jumping on his head stage, I'm now allowing him to be taken to casualty where he can remain on a ventilator as a cabbage for the rest of his life.
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well, that's me stuffed - the whole lot then at some point in my life. Some of it accidental (the stealing bit) when the fastrak thing when I though I'd scanned something, and didn't realise until I got home and looked at the receipt!
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I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Guinness
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
Jesus Christ!
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Bollocks to that
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Mmmm, does telling them to Fu*k off as a teenager count?
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Insects?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
errrr just a few sweets
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
just a few white ones
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Not even his daughter?
Guinness
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
Jesus Christ!
IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Bollocks to that
V. Honour thy father and thy mother.
Mmmm, does telling them to Fu*k off as a teenager count?
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Insects?
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
errrr just a few sweets
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
just a few white ones
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Not even his daughter?