Did I say I won!!??
#1
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Did I say I won!!??
ERNIE popped a cheque in the post to me this morning
Who else relies on an additional income from the Premium Bonds??
With £30k for me, £30k For the wife and £30k for my daughter we do win regularly ....... but STILL he misses me out when awarding the £1million!
Anyone won BIG?
Pete
Who else relies on an additional income from the Premium Bonds??
With £30k for me, £30k For the wife and £30k for my daughter we do win regularly ....... but STILL he misses me out when awarding the £1million!
Anyone won BIG?
Pete
#2
PB's are just a way of you lending the govt money to waste - It is cheaper for them to borrow from the punters than to borrow from the banks - You may have won, but in the grand scheme of things, a pound spent of PB's is a pound wasted on the borrow and spend mentality
#5
If everyone with PB's put the money in a sensible investment, the only loser would be the govt.
How does this sound - If you lend me a pound, I will keep it for years and years, I might pay you a few pence occasionally, but after all those years I will give you a pound back. Please try not to remember that when you gave me the pound I could get a tank of SUL, but when I give you it back, you will get about 1/60 of a tank with the same pound..... but hey - you can blame that on the tory fuel tax escalator
How does this sound - If you lend me a pound, I will keep it for years and years, I might pay you a few pence occasionally, but after all those years I will give you a pound back. Please try not to remember that when you gave me the pound I could get a tank of SUL, but when I give you it back, you will get about 1/60 of a tank with the same pound..... but hey - you can blame that on the tory fuel tax escalator
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Tell you what, lets make it realistic ........
I give you £1 - each month we will cut a pack of cards, if its RED and an ODD number you pay me £50
If its the JOKER you pay me £1million!?
And I can demand my £1 back too!
Sound fair?
Pete
I give you £1 - each month we will cut a pack of cards, if its RED and an ODD number you pay me £50
If its the JOKER you pay me £1million!?
And I can demand my £1 back too!
Sound fair?
Pete
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Originally Posted by dba
that only impresses chavs
Just because we are only allowed to put £30k in each doesn't make me a chav! I would LOVE to pour more in!
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#8
Pete - you have already shown that your grasp of percentages would have a six year old falling about laughing. All investment is a matter of playing percentages. Premium bonds are the reserve of those who need to take of their socks and shoes to count to eleven
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
the reserve of those who need to take of their socks and shoes to count to eleven
No wonder you will remain poor!!
Pete
#14
Originally Posted by pslewis
Of course you need to take your shoes and socks off! How else can you count your toes??
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
I hope you win more than £4500 a year otherwise you'd be better off sticking it in a savings account, unless you really think you'll win that £1,000,000
Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Of course you need to take your shoes and socks off! How else can you count your toes??
No wonder you will remain poor!!
Pete
No wonder you will remain poor!!
Pete
If this is poor then I love it. You know that with 90k and a decent strategy you could double your money every 6 months in the bookies. The odds of being able to do this for long enough to make a million are much much better than the odds of making it on PB's
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
You know that with 90k and a decent strategy you could double your money every 6 months in the bookies.
Pete
#21
Originally Posted by pslewis
With £10000 on Labour to win the Election I will pick up £11600 (crap odds, but I only bet on CERTAINTIES!)
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PS Have you taken your shoes and socks off yet, to count your toes?!
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I have NEVER complained about a thread EVER!!
I HATE those who do complain - why don't they just NOT read the FUKCING things!!??
Pete
I HATE those who do complain - why don't they just NOT read the FUKCING things!!??
Pete
double negative? - Does that help getting the A bomb to explode?