Drunken Bungle Whore

From an article in this weeks New Scientist - it doesn't say she's in California, but I have my suspicions.....



Love your computer

QUICK, tell the IT department! From now on, their job is going to be so much easier. In her book The Power is Within You, Louise Hay proposes a novel way to solve computer problems: "I remember a time when we were having many problems with our computer system, and every day something would break down. Because I believe machines reflect our consciousness, I realised that many of us were sending negative energy to the computers and we were expecting them to constantly break down. I had an affirmation programmed into the computer, 'Good Morning, how are you today? I work well when I am loved. I love you.' In the morning when everyone turned on their computers, that message would appear. It's amazing how we had no more problems with our computers."

Amazing indeed.

boxst

Hello

Although some people can take that love a little too literally:



Steve.

lightning101

That is quite true, a computer when powered by electricity, becomes a living entity and has karma to burn like the rest of us. Negative energy is almost like static interference, affecting both ram and CPU and any other ceramic, staticaly sensitive parts.

I currently run 8 positive energy fans in my PC (personal computer, very apt), and I have the a picture of Vishnu hidden in the drive bays for luck.

TelBoy

101, i'd love to think you're kidding, but i can't bring myself to do so, somehow.

lightning101

I'm not kidding, if I was kidding i'd have said "what do you call two robbers ?"

"A pair of knickers"