Another good thing with nicotine patch'es,
01 May 2005, 08:48 PM
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Another good thing with nicotine patch'es,
Is, if you ever find your ideal partner (wealthy, gorgeous, witty, honest, etc, etc) but they don't seem quite so keen on a long term relationship, what you do is every night when you go to bed wait for them to go to sleep and then place the nicotine patch on their back (where they can't reach it), then over a period of time get them up to 10 patch'es a night, then simply make sure you wake early before them, and carefully remove the patch'es before they wake up, then if/when they decide they've had enough of the relationship and try leaving you, they cant work out why they get terrible withdrawal symptom's, and keep coming back to you!
01 May 2005, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ***scoobybabe***
hmmmmm....you tried and tested this one shauny wrx?
01 May 2005, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by shaunywrx
Is, if you ever find your ideal partner (wealthy, gorgeous, witty, honest, etc, etc) but they don't seem quite so keen on a long term relationship, what you do is every night when you go to bed wait for them to go to sleep and then place the nicotine patch on their back (where they can't reach it), then over a period of time get them up to 10 patch'es a night, then simply make sure you wake early before them, and carefully remove the patch'es before they wake up, then if/when they decide they've had enough of the relationship and try leaving you, they cant work out why they get terrible withdrawal symptom's, and keep coming back to you!
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