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Old 06 June 2005, 08:29 PM
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Tonight after a hard day I looked into the cupboard to find one of these. Looked at the instructions and thought " Ideal. 25- 30 mins kids will be in bed I can get some health food down my neck". Oven on pie in kids to bed. 30 mins later I have a burnt crust and about 4 layers of what appears to be uncooked pastry. Result,............ a salad. Any ideas on how to improve on this?
Old 06 June 2005, 08:34 PM
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Reduce the heat and put it lower down in the oven!
Old 06 June 2005, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Diesel
Reduce the heat and put it lower down in the oven!
Shame they didn't suggest that on the tin. If they did I might not be so hungry now. I don't even like pies......
Old 06 June 2005, 08:48 PM
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Fray Bentos are made from bull *********
Old 06 June 2005, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
Fray Bentos are made from bull *********
No wonder the pastry took so long to cook.
My that lettuce did taste nice...... and so easy for a man to eat.
Old 06 June 2005, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by s70rjw
My that lettuce did taste nice...... and so easy for a man to eat.
Did you burn that too?
Old 06 June 2005, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
Did you burn that too?
Salad was just fine thanks.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by s70rjw
I don't even like pies......
WHAT KIND OF A BLOKE ARE YOU?
Old 06 June 2005, 09:26 PM
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I had fray bentos bulls ***** pie for dinner tonight.


my wife is away in Guildford at work so I'm fending for myself.
cook at gm8 for 25 but put on the middle shelf.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by s70rjw
Any ideas on how to improve on this?
Reach into your cupboard and remove all of your Fray Bentos pies and throw them in the bin - that's an immediate improvement.

The last one I had (many years ago as a student) was absolutely rank, I'm wretching even thinking about it.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:54 PM
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Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie hmmmmm - Fray Bentos Bulls ***** Belly Buster :yum yum:
Old 06 June 2005, 10:07 PM
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Well when er in doors cooks em they taste just dandy, but to re-cap FB ya Tart !!

Steak and Ale is my fav
Old 06 June 2005, 10:38 PM
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Fray Bentos pies are like ambrosia. They have a damned sight more real meat in than any other ready made pie Ive ever eaten (and Ive eaten a lot of pies!); in fact, I wouldnt eat another ready made pie.....


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Old 06 June 2005, 10:52 PM
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I must admit I've had some of Fray's "SeMEn BaG sPEciALs" in my time, and they have been barely digestible, but I still ate them hahaha
Old 06 June 2005, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Fray Bentos pies are like ambrosia. They have a damned sight more real meat in than any other ready made pie Ive ever eaten

Simon

What...ambrosia has lots of real meat in - thats disgusting
Old 07 June 2005, 12:23 AM
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Im I the only cultured pie-eater here then eh?
Old 07 June 2005, 01:09 AM
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They're better than the 'princess' alternative.

The quality of meat in them's not bad at all, in general.

Anyway, ********* are a delicacy in many countries

As an aside, I used to work with a (fat/single) bloke who used to bring in to work a packed lunch. He'd mash up a cooked FB steak and kidney pie (a full 'un) and stuff it all into a full bagguette with tomato sauce. All cold.........
Old 07 June 2005, 08:08 AM
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get yaselves down to Tesco, (where REAL men shop: ), and buy some of their frozen ready made pies. The Tesco "best" is really good stuff, steak and mushroom, mmmmmm, chicken and asparagus, mmmmmmmmm!

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Old 07 June 2005, 08:59 AM
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we sold a brand new house about 8 or 9 years ago where the owner put a Fray Bentos pie in the oven over the Christmas period. Our offices were closed for the holidays and when we came back to work in the New Year, my colleague who had been monitoring and responding to emergency telephone messages said she had received a call from a purchaser on Boxing Day (IIRC), saying that there was a problem with his oven. Apparently the door had blown off and as the kitchen door was open at the time, the kitchen AND hallway (including the new carpet and some of the spindles on the stairs) had been redecorated by Mr Bentos himself. Allegedly he forgot to pierce the tin or remove the lid or something, but having never cooked a fray bentos pie myself I can't be sure that's the correct diagnosis.

Anyone done that before?
Old 07 June 2005, 09:06 AM
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Girl at work didn't know how to use a pressure cooker properly and I think she pulled off pressure valve on top of lid in mid-cook and decorated the kitchen ceiling Always thought Pukka pies are quite good? DL
Old 07 June 2005, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
They're better than the 'princess' alternative.

The quality of meat in them's not bad at all, in general.

Anyway, ********* are a delicacy in many countries

As an aside, I used to work with a (fat/single) bloke who used to bring in to work a packed lunch. He'd mash up a cooked FB steak and kidney pie (a full 'un) and stuff it all into a full bagguette with tomato sauce. All cold.........

Quality FPMSL, I can see him now gravy running down his chin.

I have the Steak and Ale once in a while with a tin of beans, i know its crap but it does taste nice every now and then.

The problem could be your oven, I used to burn the top of mine, got a new oven at Christmas and they now cook perfectly.
Old 07 June 2005, 09:52 AM
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Flip - this brings back memories.

As a student in Leeds, Fray Bentos was part of the staple diet in our house. Just got back, year 3, new house. Couple of weeks in, decided its time for dinner so on goes the oven. Heats up, get my pie and stick it in, middle shelf. Kind of forget it's there as the timer is on. All lads watching TV (Neighbours probably), when suddenly BANG! Scared the crap out of everyone and we rush to the kitchen. There is the oven, which having jumped a foot forward, is smoking. The oven door has flopped open and the glass is cracked though not broken. Smoke is coming from inside, and the remains of a Fray Bentos pie are scattered over the opposite wall and throughout the entire oven. The middle shelf is almost not there - most of the 'spokes' have been detached from the frame, as the power of the exploding tin can did so much damage, this shelf and the one below were beyond repair.

Yes, I had forgotten to do anything (like read the instructions to remove the lid) even though I had done this plenty of times before. The force of the explosion was amazing - to do so much damage was create so much chaos was fantastic. Except when we'd stopped wetting ourselves and I realised there was only one culprit who would have to clean up.

We never did get the over clean again, or indeed replace the over shelf. And from then on, whatever you cooked always had a slight after-tatse of some burnt steak and kidney pie....
Old 07 June 2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by mightyyid
Flip - this brings back memories.

As a student in Leeds, Fray Bentos was part of the staple diet in our house. Just got back, year 3, new house. Couple of weeks in, decided its time for dinner so on goes the oven. Heats up, get my pie and stick it in, middle shelf. Kind of forget it's there as the timer is on. All lads watching TV (Neighbours probably), when suddenly BANG! Scared the crap out of everyone and we rush to the kitchen. There is the oven, which having jumped a foot forward, is smoking. The oven door has flopped open and the glass is cracked though not broken. Smoke is coming from inside, and the remains of a Fray Bentos pie are scattered over the opposite wall and throughout the entire oven. The middle shelf is almost not there - most of the 'spokes' have been detached from the frame, as the power of the exploding tin can did so much damage, this shelf and the one below were beyond repair.

Yes, I had forgotten to do anything (like read the instructions to remove the lid) even though I had done this plenty of times before. The force of the explosion was amazing - to do so much damage was create so much chaos was fantastic. Except when we'd stopped wetting ourselves and I realised there was only one culprit who would have to clean up.

We never did get the over clean again, or indeed replace the over shelf. And from then on, whatever you cooked always had a slight after-tatse of some burnt steak and kidney pie....
Great post. Personally, I think they are a heart attack in a tin, but every now and again, they are superb. Preferably with a pint of Real Ale, for that true gut enhancing experience.
Old 07 June 2005, 12:16 PM
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It's worth mentioning that 4 empty tins will make a great set of wheel trims.
Old 07 June 2005, 01:18 PM
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cool. just going to check for some on ebay!
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Originally Posted by alcazar
..........chicken and asparagus, mmmmmmmmm!..........
Alcazar
Real men dont eat chicken and asparagus you big girls blouse!

Old 07 June 2005, 01:34 PM
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What next eh? Quiche? ffs!
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Originally Posted by GC8
What next eh? Quiche? ffs!
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, I believe it is actually paved with quiche

Fray Bentos pies not had one since uni I think I may have to invest in one next shopping trip
Old 07 June 2005, 01:45 PM
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Usually available on a buy one get one free at Morissons!
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The Princes version is much nicer. Fray Bentos is full of MSG

Having said that, the chicken curry flavour version is the business



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