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Old 06 June 2005, 08:37 PM
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I have a bit of a dilemma, concerning my younger brother. He has packed in his well paid job as a heating engineer to re-train...........................As an adult **** movie star. He has got the backing of his fiancee as she said it is what he has always wanted to do, but i think she can just see the £££££ signs. The worst of it though is that he has told our mother, who comes from a Spanish/Irish mixed background (catholic, v-religious) that he has packed up work to retrain as a .......GYNAECOLOGIST.
Old 06 June 2005, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
I have a bit of a dilemma, concerning my younger brother. He has packed in his well paid job as a heating engineer to re-train...........................As an adult **** movie star. He has got the backing of his fiancee as she said it is what he has always wanted to do, but i think she can just see the £££££ signs. The worst of it though is that he has told our mother, who comes from a Spanish/Irish mixed background (catholic, v-religious) that he has packed up work to retrain as a .......GYNAECOLOGIST.
does he have a Scoob??
Old 06 June 2005, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
He has got the backing of his fiancee as she said it is what he has always wanted to do
theres alot of fooking things iv'e always wanted to do but........how.......
Old 06 June 2005, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by flat4_ire
does he have a Scoob??
No but he said he is going to upgrade his current motor to an S202 when he's earn't enough money........Thats my dilemma I wanted one first...
Old 06 June 2005, 08:58 PM
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Im not a GYNAECOLOGIST but I will have a look

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Old 06 June 2005, 09:12 PM
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What I want to know is just how rich can you get as a male adult **** movie star?

Surely it's nothing something they have any problems finding willing suitable low paid male candiates for is it?

Or is it time to find a new career!

And just exactly what does his training involve too?
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Originally Posted by stu_5
What I want to know is just how rich can you get as a male adult **** movie star?

Surely it's nothing something they have any problems finding willing suitable low paid male candiates for is it?

Or is it time to find a new career!

And just exactly what does his training involve too?
He could be the next Hedgehog (Ron Jerremys) I think its all down to your CHIRIZO and how many times you............Well you know.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:17 PM
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As far as I know only that small fat hairy American bloke has made decent money from it but mostly because he has become a bit of a celebrity.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:26 PM
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whats i'm most puzzled is

whats this thread doing in the scooby general section.
Old 06 June 2005, 09:27 PM
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Take it from me it's not what it's cracked up to be, very HARD work...

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Old 06 June 2005, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonius
Take it from me it's not what it's cracked up to be, very HARD work...

Jason (aka Bratwurst)
Did you know you can also get chippolate Bratwurst
Old 06 June 2005, 09:41 PM
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LOL

Chippolate's may be small but it's what you do with them that matters and they can be quite spicy so there..!
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Originally Posted by jasonius
LOL

Chippolate's may be small but it's what you do with them that matters and they can be quite spicy so there..!
He-He, nice one jason
Old 06 June 2005, 10:28 PM
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theres really not much money in the business for male **** stars! Especially with the invention of viagra, anyone can get it up for hours.

People think they get loads of money for it, they dont, tell him not to quit his job! LoL
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Originally Posted by tyron.c
theres really not much money in the business for male **** stars! Especially with the invention of viagra, anyone can get it up for hours.

People think they get loads of money for it, they dont, tell him not to quit his job! LoL
unless hes got a trouser snake of 12"s! he might do alright then!
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Group Buy??
Old 06 June 2005, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Simes777
Group Buy??
Of what? The services of webby's brother? One for our lady members I think!
Old 07 June 2005, 10:24 AM
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From the TV programs I've seen on the **** industry the men get a pretty crap deal. Yes they get to **** lots of women, but the big money goes to the girls. Theres one or two reasonably famous male stars yet theres loads of female ones.

Given the chance, I'd probably give it a go but I wouldn't quit the day job just yet.

How has your Bro got into the business then? Do you go to agents?

I have a pen ready to take details
Old 07 June 2005, 10:29 AM
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question is - how do you 'train' as a **** star? Is it like training for the marathon?
Old 07 June 2005, 10:39 AM
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The mere fact that the male member () of a **** film's cast is generally referred to as 'the dick' should tell your brother all he needs to know about his chances of fame & fortune in that particular arena
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
question is - how do you 'train' as a **** star? Is it like training for the marathon?


ages i go i saw this guy with a t shirt it said

" sex lessons here, first 3 lessons free"

maybe he took em with him
Old 07 June 2005, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
question is - how do you 'train' as a **** star? Is it like training for the marathon?
Just what I was thinking, will he be able to get tax relief on purchases from Ann Summers or is it a benefit in kind?
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Perhaps he should start as a "stunt ****" and work his way up ?
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
I have a bit of a dilemma, concerning my younger brother. He has packed in his well paid job as a heating engineer to re-train...........................As an adult **** movie star. He has got the backing of his fiancee as she said it is what he has always wanted to do, but i think she can just see the £££££ signs.
What training? There is no training. He'll get paid a sandwich, a can of pop and his bus fare. The only way to make the '££££' is to film, make and distribute his own dvd range. the one title won't do it. To sell it he'll need to speak to Distrubtors like Darker Enterprises. They won't pay more than say £4 per dvd. With quailty covers and boxes. Oh and unless he's getting involved in 'specialist' stuff like S&P, stumper, and other 'ugh' stuff he'll need to get them certificated by the BBFC. More £££. Not many Bi (men on men-women) dvds made in the UK so a niche could be found there.
I tell you, it's not only his old chap he's going to find hard.
Tell you what, if someone is offering to 'train' him you pm me there details and I'll tell you if it is a load of crap or not.
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Originally Posted by Nat21
There must be some decent money in it....one of the more famous UK actors is always around n'pton / w'boro in flash cars etc.
Yeah and he distributes and makes his own dvds. Sharp fella.
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^ ben dover?

apparently his *** smells like an over-ripe squid
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I've seen Omar in Ben Dover's British Botty Babes (?) . That man does not get an "erection", its more like Rigor Mortis setting in
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Funniest post I have seen in a while

I wanted to be a GYNAECOLOGIST but I was too tall........


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