JOKE
07 June 2005, 06:38 PM
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
*********, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his
********* in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
*********, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his
********* in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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