Joke...
29 July 2005, 02:14 PM
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Joke...
A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He
is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says,
"sorry do you know me?
"She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children!
"His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that strippogram on my stag night that I shagged on
the snooker table in front of all mates whilst your mate whipped me with
some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ****!?"
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No she replies coldly "I'm your sons' English Teacher".....
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He
is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says,
"sorry do you know me?
"She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children!
"His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that strippogram on my stag night that I shagged on
the snooker table in front of all mates whilst your mate whipped me with
some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ****!?"
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No she replies coldly "I'm your sons' English Teacher".....
29 July 2005, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 16vmarc
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No she replies coldly "I'm your sons' English Teacher".....
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Only if the guy has only one son taught by her!!
friday afternoon..........
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