moses

haha i had a very funny moment

it was so fecked up i decided i aint gonna ever let my lil daughter who just turned 3 to copy me and say to me dad i wanna pray with u too

she has her lil prayer mat my brother got her


so i was gonna read the 4th prayer of the day maghrib sunset prayer.

she said daddy i want to read it too so she brings her mat and lays it next to mines

i start praying she does the usual and copies me, she doesnt know anything about it, all she knows is im praying to God

so while she tries to copy me her being a lil kid, she farts so loud haha she messed up my prayer i tell u, i had to tell her to go to her maw and i had to start all over again coz i couldnt stop laughing
a prayer is a meditating moment and u are away from your daily life and praying to lord with all the devotion and then u hear the fart noise it just spoils it

Jamo

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Ah, but did she fart towards Mecca ?

moses

she is a lil crazy one, she knows no shame and farts anywhere and thinks its a funny thing to do no shame at all

moses

hmm some monkeys like u cant help it can they

Luan Pra bang

I was in a wing chun grading once in total silence five guys doing their pattern form thingy everyone watching in sombre silence then paaaaraaaaaaaaarrrrrrp the longest nastiest sounding fart ever. Every one else managed not to laugh I pissed myself with laughter and looked like a right *unt as I coulnd't stop laughing until they all finished.

moses

haha that would be right embarrising bros haha , nice one

wing chun, i used to do jeet kune do bros and kali i couldnt stick to the one art i tried tae kwon do, tukido, shotokan

its sad i wanted to try nunijtsu and kendo sticks

God willing one day im gonna go to the phillipines and try the blind art of confrontation eyes banded with a cloth and full on self defence, u feel them coming and u hit them and block every move, its a rythm and one day will luv to learn the musashi sukimoto samurai style