BBC Breakfast TV............aaaargh!
16 September 2005, 08:43 AM
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BBC Breakfast TV............aaaargh!
An open letter to Breakfast TV:
Dear Breakfast TV,
Every morning my wife gets up at 0615, and one of her first jobs after bathing is to turn on Breakfast TV. After watching your programme for some time, I now have a few questions:
When is Bill (pth pth pth ) Turnbull going to classes to learn to say an "s" properly?
When is Moira Stewart's operation to have her adenoids removed?
When will Natasha Kerplunk reveal that she is, in fact, the stage double of Frances De Latour, who played Miss Jones in "Rising Damp"?
When will the occasional lass who fills in for Ms Kerplunk go to Specsavers?
When will we get to see the presenters and Moira Stewart play those stupid drums they all sit behind?
When will Carol Kirkwood present a weather forecast without any stupid "Scotticisms", (a "wee" bit of rain etc)?
When will you stop repeating IN THEIR ENTIRITY, some of your reports.......it's BORING!!!!! At least VARY 'em a bit!
When will Ms Kerplunk reveal why she has an inane grin at almost everything?
Alcazar
: (From now on, I think I'll refer to this smiley as a "Kerplunk" :
Dear Breakfast TV,
Every morning my wife gets up at 0615, and one of her first jobs after bathing is to turn on Breakfast TV. After watching your programme for some time, I now have a few questions:
When is Bill (pth pth pth ) Turnbull going to classes to learn to say an "s" properly?
When is Moira Stewart's operation to have her adenoids removed?
When will Natasha Kerplunk reveal that she is, in fact, the stage double of Frances De Latour, who played Miss Jones in "Rising Damp"?
When will the occasional lass who fills in for Ms Kerplunk go to Specsavers?
When will we get to see the presenters and Moira Stewart play those stupid drums they all sit behind?
When will Carol Kirkwood present a weather forecast without any stupid "Scotticisms", (a "wee" bit of rain etc)?
When will you stop repeating IN THEIR ENTIRITY, some of your reports.......it's BORING!!!!! At least VARY 'em a bit!
When will Ms Kerplunk reveal why she has an inane grin at almost everything?
Alcazar
: (From now on, I think I'll refer to this smiley as a "Kerplunk" :
16 September 2005, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Why replace an inane irish tosser with a lady called Julia Ceasar at the Stock Exchange.
Although she is at least better to look at.
Although she is at least better to look at.
Alcazar
16 September 2005, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Ooh, ooh, I forgot to mention that fat Irish git, he really gets on my t*ts! He seems to ENJOY giving out the BAD news!
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.He's like a cross between Jeremy Paxman and Fanny Craddock !
16 September 2005, 10:30 AM
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For those of you who get London regional news - please please please can we burn nicola "crosseyed" besick, the dozy shortar$e cow who does the London travel news, at the stake!
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