Gav

Went to a brewers fayre restraunt last week with miss scoobygav and walk in the door to see a fekkin crimbo tree up. I couldnt believe it, It's the start of october for god's sake!!!

No wonder the exitement has gone by december putting a tree up two and a half months early

rant over..

Scoobychick

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NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... ....

InvisibleMan

so whats everyone doing for Christmas?....

Gav

Drinking

ALi-B

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Written complaint to the manager and the head office........


Then set the tree on fire on bonfire night





Is there any anti-christmas until it IS christmas campaigns anywhere? Think I need to show my support

InvisibleMan

oh im sure there are plently of sial threads about the anti-christmas until it IS christmas campaigns in nsr if you do a search...

davegtt

Its probably still up from last year, Im noticing more and more people getting too lazy to take down decorations

cigarboy

That's always the most manly way to deal with Xmas.

I was in Sainsburys the other day and they were stocking up various items of glistening red and green along with some faux trees.

A quick trip to the spirits section armed us with everything we needed, along with a few gaspers from the tobacco counter. Most trees burn nicely for a good few minutes before anyone actually stops to do anything about it. Many customers trip naked and start dancing around the bonfire with glee.

Added bonus points can be gained by flying drop-kicking any staff approaching with the intent of putting it out.

That's just my personal slant on things anyway

Bald Speed Racing

our local Boots has got the chrimbo decorations up already, god its early october. it seems like it gets earlier every bloody year. Bar humbug and all

CLSII

If I walk into a store before December and see Christmas trees I walk straight out.

Worked in a Supermarket many years ago at the age of 17 when Christmas started on the first of December. Still think I suffered post traumatic stress syndrome from three weeks of 'Xmas' 'muzak'

I still feel aggressive if I hear a crappy rendition of ding dong merrily on high

If it had started in October I dread to think what would have happened

Leslie

I feel the same way. pure greed and commercialism.

Les

dpb

might as well have it up all year round - bloody joke.

ALi-B

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Think I may take my wire cutters* with me when I go out shopping this weekend. If I see any crimbo lights up......<snip!!>





*electrically insulated - of course

dpb

do the plastic ones go up well.....

ALi-B

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Plastic should burn nicely once lit Giving off lovely noxious fumes, damaging the stores stock of christmas tat and killing off their trade (flammable trees)...that'll teach 'em


This may not be a good time to mention my police record of setting fire to stuff