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Old 13 October 2005, 01:25 PM
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Dunno if my hubby just panics easily - but he looks worried and follows me if I have a hammer in my hand....

Today I can be found with a hammer, stanley knife and packet of carpet tacks in my hand - should I warn him?

Do you lot panic quite so easily....?
Old 13 October 2005, 01:27 PM
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ive called 999, an ambulance is on standby
Old 13 October 2005, 01:31 PM
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Get her out of the house, give her a tenner & tell he to go buy something nice for dinner
Old 13 October 2005, 01:32 PM
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Usually its the most common one- "I think i am about to come on"!(i.e. about to start my period)
Old 13 October 2005, 01:35 PM
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There are a number of words that when said are like a big, fast-moving red dot on a radar screen:

Decorate, Scratch (when in the same sentence as car), DIY, Garden, Shopping, Spent, Credit Card...

Old 13 October 2005, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!


Get her out of the house, give her a tenner & tell he to go buy something nice for dinner
Did I mention I was armed......?

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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Did I mention I was armed......?

Step away from the vehicle with your hand up
Old 13 October 2005, 01:39 PM
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"Women, don't expect any help on a Thursday!" lol class ad though i may have had a paint lid splatter occasionally
Old 13 October 2005, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Usually its the most common one- "I think i am about to come on"!(i.e. about to start my period)
To be fair, "I have'nt come on" is more worrying
Old 13 October 2005, 01:44 PM
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when hammering mind you dont hit an electrity cable or water pipe or if your cutting some of the carpet have something inbetween so you dont cut the carpet thats still down but not a pillow cos youll cut that also or make sure the cat hasnt sneaked under the carpet as you tack it down again...



edited: oh, mind your fingers

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Right - <pulls on new gardeining gloves> I'm off outside now with strong chemicals and sharp implements.


Now, where do I plug the hedge strimmers in......?

Old 13 October 2005, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
To be fair, "I have'nt come on" is more worrying
Yes!!! Thanks for correction!!
Old 13 October 2005, 02:11 PM
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"I'll drive".........
Old 13 October 2005, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
"I'll drive".........
Ever so correct!
Class!!!
Old 13 October 2005, 02:24 PM
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The words "I promise not to hurt you"...... normally has him worried
Old 13 October 2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
"I'll drive".........
Best words you can hear after you have sunk 8 pints of Stella on a friday night!!
Old 13 October 2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Not minging like some
The words "I promise not to hurt you"...... normally has him worried
I've still got the bruises bitch

How's your back?
Old 13 October 2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Not minging like some
The words "I promise not to hurt you"...... normally has him worried
.. or "Lorena Bobbit wasn't such a bad person really"
Old 13 October 2005, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Munter Hunter
I've still got the bruises bitch

How's your back?
Recovering Thanks

I'll get you "back"
Old 13 October 2005, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Not minging like some
Recovering Thanks

I'll get you "back"
Not when I've got you tied up again and at my mercy
Old 13 October 2005, 03:00 PM
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I will have the last laugh!
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are you talking to yourself Not minging like some/Munter Hunter
Old 13 October 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleMan
are you talking to yourself Not minging like some/Munter Hunter
Old 13 October 2005, 03:42 PM
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"I've been thinking..."
Old 13 October 2005, 03:51 PM
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tweaky, is that you?
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Does he have his Nuts magazine?

"Women!!...Don't expect any help on a Thursday!"
Old 13 October 2005, 03:56 PM
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"Its only a car" is my least favourite

Or "Do you remember when you said you would......"
Old 13 October 2005, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
"I think i am about to come on"!(i.e. about to start my period)
I dont think you really had to explain what you meant

Chip
Old 13 October 2005, 04:21 PM
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LOL@chip...

and TH....we don't need to be told, the permanent 50 yd stare ( ) the week before tells us all we need to know !
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"Well I always orgasm when I'm with your best mate......"


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