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Old 14 October 2005, 12:50 PM
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Now, I'm told this is geniune, but I have my doubts

Scot looking for a woman

Either way, it's a piece of comedy genius

Old 14 October 2005, 12:51 PM
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Old 14 October 2005, 12:52 PM
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Old 14 October 2005, 12:54 PM
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lol.. thing is the opening couple of paragraphs sound oh so true (not too my case you understand, Im on about the welfare issue)
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Wassup Lightning, still got that brown chair?
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Old 14 October 2005, 01:16 PM
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Telephoning Peter Dow
From Scotland, England, Wales or N. Ireland - Tel.


07796 790 745

From elsewhere in the world - Tel.
0044 7796 790 745

It's a mobile (Vodafone) number. Anonymous or nuisance calls are not welcome.

Tips: Such are the number of nuisance calls that I've had recently - that I now don't answer number-withheld calls at all and I'm increasingly reluctant to answer unknown numbers. So I am trying to establish a procedure that weeds out the time-wasters but still allows genuine callers to get through to me.
Old 14 October 2005, 01:46 PM
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He would appear to have a thing for Condi Rice
http://scot.8k.com/marrymecondi.htm
Old 14 October 2005, 01:48 PM
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Poor chap.


























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can this be real? can anyone really tick all the boxes of complete and utter knobbery with such blithe confidence????

very funny mind. poor parasitical sod if he's pukka ...
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'i'll be expecting to have sex with her no contraception'

'i do though want a woman who is at least fit enough to run for a bus'

WTF? this bloke's cheese has slid off his cracker
Old 14 October 2005, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris L
Now, I'm told this is geniune, but I have my doubts

Scot looking for a woman

Either way, it's a piece of comedy genius

And how the **** did you come upon this particular website
Old 14 October 2005, 03:22 PM
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LOL :-)

I should really ask that of the guy who sent it to me!
Old 14 October 2005, 03:31 PM
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e-mail his profile to some of these ladies and see how he gets on?

http://www.tightteenass.net/

it does exactly what it says on the tin.
Old 14 October 2005, 04:47 PM
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I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that.
I *really* want it to be a wind-up but I think it might be true
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