paulr

Scrumping apples,nicking people's gates,fishing line on the old door knocker,chucking flower bombs at people dressed up to go out.
Dont tell me you were all head boys/girls or members of the local church choir!!!!

StickyMicky

how do you work out which parts are mischief and which parts are crime

scoob_babe

I guess a bunch of daffodils isn't going to hurt anyone..........
and yes, I was head girl

FASTER MIKE!!

knock and nash hykie dykie

custard puddle

That's what I thought

pslewis

I was a head boy and member of the local church choir!!!!

Pete

dpb

a good ole sing-song of a satdy night..!......

pslewis

Pete

kingofturds

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bet the choirmaster tickled your tonsils a few times not that you'd complain

Jer

Tattie bag. Get an old Potato bag (one of the big brown ones) and fill it with old newspaper and rags. Stick the tattie bag at the side of the road and hide and wait for cars to come and think it's fallen of the local farmers lorry. Hide and p1ss yourself laughing or jump up and shout abuse and run. Only works if you grew up in the country.

kingofturds

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when it used to snow ,used to knock on neighbours door and when they answer bang snowball the *******

eClaire

That's right - the good old days they are indeed.


The worst I done when I was 11 was chap someones door and run away - 11 year olds nowadays are taking drugs, drinking, smoking and ********!

apples24

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i used to swap number plates on every ones cars pmsl

the agro i must of cause some people getting pulled over by the police

alcazar

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Scrumping.

Yard Hopping.

Putting dog muck in a brown paper bag on someone's front step, lighting the bag, then knocking at the door. When they come out, and stamp it out..........

Making the "bull roar".......newspaper stuffed up a metal downpipe, then lit....as it burns, the convection gets it going faster and faster, until the whole pipe roars.

Unscrewing the light-bulbs from people's outside loos, (we lived in a poor area of town), then covering the seat with boot blacking, grease or tar.

And finally...........sneaking into the girl's blocks at night at college, unscrewing the bulbs from the loos, and either as above, or lift the seat, and cling-film the pan, then replace seat.

I've missed out all the explosives and fire-related ones.

Alcazar

Leslie

Never heard of the bull roaring bit before Must try it.

Les

alcazar

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Just DON'T do it on a plastic downpipe

Cast iron or cement asbestos are OK.

BTW: did anyone else know that if you get cement asbestos really hot, it explodes?

Alcazar

ajm

Ooh aarr.... more fun with turnips mind!

JamieMacdonald

Caused a power cut to a whole village

But I won't say how

Southern Guy

Some kids at our school used to gang up on the new kids, five people grab him and take his trousers off, one on each leg arm and head then ram him against one of the trees randomly spread around school!


nasty *******!

I was a saint by the way!?

Kyl3cook

I used to have a fascination with fire...

we had an old metro down our yard, and some strip foundations that had just been put in...I thought it'd be a nice flat surface to see the fire in action, so siphoned off some/lots of petrol from the car (tasted horrid)...and splashed it around the foundations. took a match an BANG! the whole strip foundation burst alight...seriously this was one BIG fire. Luckily there was a earth bank next the foundation so before mum and dad could see I started piling loads of soil over the foundation and after about 2 minutes had put it out. Hard to explain the black face though

plus many other fire things...like lynx deodorant cans, and airfix paints...

I also had a fascination with air rifles and shot my friend in the leg...ex-friend sorry

pauly

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used to have "great fun" with air rifles remember going to knock for my mate once and hearing a whistling sound as i went down the pathway, the git was shooting at me from his bedroom window. got him back by firing some mini rockets out of a 6ft length of plastic downpipe (just like a rocket launcher)
got the b0!!0kin of my life from his mum as 1 set the net curtain on fire

melting candle wax over your hands
setting fire to about 2 acres of woodland (alledgedly)
playing "war" with catapults and ball bearings in the woods behind my house
"borrowing" my mates big brothers moto x bike which was WAY to big for us
climbing trees that were very tall and very thin
climbing on the school roof
the list goes on
HOW THE HELL DID I MAKE 13 LET ALONE 30!!!!!

pauly

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where did you used to live coz my mate done it to me once just between my ar$echeek and the top of my leg from point blank range and yes it did smart a tad

Freak

Well, it depends if you did it mick