Anyone remember that cnut of a neighbour?
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Anyone remember that **** of a neighbour?
Aww **** he is fooked. he knows I reported him and his kids, so last night when I was letting off fireworks he came out and asked me to stop. I told him to **** off as it was none of his business. He reported me to the fuzz. They called round a couple of hours later, checked the licence and buggered off, agreeing that he must be a couple of sausages short of a BBQ. He obviously thought that they didn't give a flying fek, cos he started letting them off tonight, and letting his 14 yo hood/son light some of them. To repay his kindness I got the video cam out and filmed the heap. Then reciprocated his call to the fuzz ( I know he has no licence cos the guy that sold him the fireworks called me as agreed when I gave him a score yesterday) - Fuzz called round and I told them I had it on 'CCTV' but I accidentally gave them the DVD of him giving said 14yo a lift on the back of a bike while 14yo wasn't wearing a lid. 90 minutes later fuzz are on the phone asking if I will make a formal statement under caution
Gonna make the statement in the morning when I give them the vid of the unlicensed fireworks.
Wonder if social services need a copy of the vids
Anyone give me a what sort of penalty he faces for allowing a 14yo to ride pillion with no lid?
Did I mention that the father stole/TWOCED our kids pumpkin while we were out on Sunday :****:
Gonna make the statement in the morning when I give them the vid of the unlicensed fireworks.
Wonder if social services need a copy of the vids
Anyone give me a what sort of penalty he faces for allowing a 14yo to ride pillion with no lid?
Did I mention that the father stole/TWOCED our kids pumpkin while we were out on Sunday :****:
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I swear - I had dropped the whole thing until he stole the pumpkin and set it on his front door - I imagine he thought I would call the fuzz and say - "he stole my pumpkin" - can you imagine the crack in the station if you got a call like this
with any luck he will go to jail, his wife will top herself and the kids will be put in a care home, then I can buy the house for 20p and turn it into a games room
hmmm.... did I mention I don't like them that much?
with any luck he will go to jail, his wife will top herself and the kids will be put in a care home, then I can buy the house for 20p and turn it into a games room
hmmm.... did I mention I don't like them that much?
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Originally Posted by paul-s
Whats the license for fireworks bit all about ? why do you need one ?
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Anyone give me a what sort of penalty he faces for allowing a 14yo to ride pillion with no lid?
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Northern Ireland - you need a firearms licence to buy stink bombs
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Originally Posted by PG
A right good telling off maybe a slap on the back of the hand. That'll be all.
Anyway - if i don't deem the punishment acceptable I can always play my joker (green card)
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Originally Posted by FASTER MIKE!!
why? would have thought septex was easy to come by
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Originally Posted by LegacySTi
Very messy. One of these stories where ye read in paper of someone getting stabbed to death. In this case a pumpkin wat?? Gonna get worse before better.....
dont forget
A pen is
mightier
than a sword
(helps if your 2 ft pen is made from tempered steel of course)
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Originally Posted by LegacySTi
But its usually never works out for person that deserves!!
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FB - Were in NI are you ?
My uncle is getting a bit of grief from some arseh*le with a gypo motorhome, thats worth more than his house (gypo's that is )
I am going over at the weekend to have a word
My uncle is getting a bit of grief from some arseh*le with a gypo motorhome, thats worth more than his house (gypo's that is )
I am going over at the weekend to have a word
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
FB - Were in NI are you ?
My uncle is getting a bit of grief from some arseh*le with a gypo motorhome, thats worth more than his house (gypo's that is )
I am going over at the weekend to have a word
My uncle is getting a bit of grief from some arseh*le with a gypo motorhome, thats worth more than his house (gypo's that is )
I am going over at the weekend to have a word
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
dont care - I have more wit and more money than he has.
While you are there things will never get any better and in all honesty do you really enjoy the silly games that both families are playing?
It will end in tears and you won't be the family protected.
Oh and don't forget to mention when selling up that your neighbours are scum to prevent the new owners from suing you from withholding important information. (If applicable in Northern Ireland).
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
yeah - absolutely none - can't be helped
I wonder if the rest of your family are apparently laughing that's all.
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Well i say fair play to ya my man, i hate to back down. Continue what you're doing, make the **** suffer for being a complete *****.
Nice use of cunning, it sounds like exactly what he deserves
Nice use of cunning, it sounds like exactly what he deserves
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
Well i say fair play to ya my man, i hate to back down. Continue what you're doing, make the **** suffer for being a complete *****.
Nice use of cunning, it sounds like exactly what he deserves
Nice use of cunning, it sounds like exactly what he deserves
Robbie, with experience comes sensability. It's not about backing down it's about doing the right thing for your family before it all goes wrong.
If it can't be solved immediately then it won't be solved at all with arséholes like Fast Blokes neighbour. Plus if you retaliate in a half-hearted way then you don't make yourself look any better.
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Spoon - I know that you are 110% correct, and that what I am doing is very childish. I think it is time to bury the hatchet. Now - who should I bury it in first.
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It's your neighbour I feel sorry for. Imagine having to live next to some pikey with a mobile home parked on their drive!
Only joking mate! hope he gets his just deserts!
Only joking mate! hope he gets his just deserts!
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Spoon - I know that you are 110% correct, and that what I am doing is very childish. I think it is time to bury the hatchet. Now - who should I bury it in first.
If you enjoy the fued then carry on, I'm sure your children will love it. Just think of the fantastic example they can carry into adulthood, assuming of course the **** next door doesn't do anything stupid that prevents them seeing adulthood.
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Hey, fast bloke I know a few folks in North Belfast who will shoot him in the knees for a few quid in the spirit of peace and reconcilation. They will only do it in Prod areas, you know how it is, but if you need something on the other side you'll not be short of options either though they aren't allowed to do shootings at the minute until the dust of decommissioning settles. You can still get a nice line in nailing people to the floor boards and beating them with baseball bats and if you attach a few fairy lights to them it is a great Xmas treat for the kids.
They did 7 people in and around my street in a week and it was all nice and neat, no one ever caught, no idea where the gun came from or went to etc. etc. Just what you are looking for. If you can wait to January there will probably be a sale and you might get it cheap. Would save a lot of thrashing about with that axe Eugene. They will not think it childish either, it is a vital service to your community, and after Xmas everyone is tight for cash.
No freelancing though, you'll find yourself in deep trouble.
They did 7 people in and around my street in a week and it was all nice and neat, no one ever caught, no idea where the gun came from or went to etc. etc. Just what you are looking for. If you can wait to January there will probably be a sale and you might get it cheap. Would save a lot of thrashing about with that axe Eugene. They will not think it childish either, it is a vital service to your community, and after Xmas everyone is tight for cash.
No freelancing though, you'll find yourself in deep trouble.