Best Chrissy Quotes
28 December 2005, 03:31 PM
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Best Chrissy Quotes
'Tis the time of year for saying daft things - so come on - what gems were uttered around your chrissy tree....? I'll kick off - this exchange happened during a heated game of Cranium (and after many glasses of champagne!)
"I'll give you a clue - it's an animal that lives in Canada and has antlers"
"Is it a Kangaroo?"
"I'll give you a clue - it's an animal that lives in Canada and has antlers"
"Is it a Kangaroo?"
28 December 2005, 03:35 PM
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Wife getting into car after her last day at work.
Accusation is I've hidden her glasses somewhere.
Her - "OK, where have you put my glasses ?"
Me - "That'll be those things perched on top of your nose you ar$e"
and that was before any drink
She must have had a bad day
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Accusation is I've hidden her glasses somewhere.
Her - "OK, where have you put my glasses ?"
Me - "That'll be those things perched on top of your nose you ar$e"
and that was before any drink
She must have had a bad day
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28 December 2005, 08:12 PM
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not at christmas this 1
was driving down the A21 (i think) past a big sign for the HOP FARM....
mrs says to me i'd like to go there and see all the little bunnies
i kid you not
i had to pull over i couldn't see my eyes were streaming,
then she looks at me like i'm the stupid 1 for pi$$in myself.. god i love her
was driving down the A21 (i think) past a big sign for the HOP FARM....
mrs says to me i'd like to go there and see all the little bunnies
i kid you not
i had to pull over i couldn't see my eyes were streaming,
then she looks at me like i'm the stupid 1 for pi$$in myself.. god i love her
28 December 2005, 08:18 PM
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Was heading East early one morning past Bath on the M4 when we saw a load of hot air ballons in the air. Later that day heading westwards back to Wales past Bath again the Mrs says to Me "Oooh look , theres those balloons again, they must be heading back to Bath now.
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28 December 2005, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
'Tis the time of year for saying daft things - so come on - what gems were uttered around your chrissy tree....? I'll kick off - this exchange happened during a heated game of Cranium (and after many glasses of champagne!)
"I'll give you a clue - it's an animal that lives in Canada and has antlers"
"Is it a Kangaroo?"
"I'll give you a clue - it's an animal that lives in Canada and has antlers"
"Is it a Kangaroo?"
28 December 2005, 09:59 PM
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Eating ham and chips for tea tonight with pickles, when the step dad says half way through eating looking down at his plate
"I had four onions and now ive lost one"
Mum replies
"Well you've either eaten it or its in between your legs"
He is partially sighted after all, but it was so funny, i didnt know if i was laughing more at the fact he knew how many onions he had, or that he knew he'd lost one!
"I had four onions and now ive lost one"
Mum replies
"Well you've either eaten it or its in between your legs"
He is partially sighted after all, but it was so funny, i didnt know if i was laughing more at the fact he knew how many onions he had, or that he knew he'd lost one!
28 December 2005, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
Eating ham and chips for tea tonight with pickles, when the step dad says half way through eating looking down at his plate
"I had four onions and now ive lost one"
Mum replies
"Well you've either eaten it or its in between your legs"
He is partially sighted after all, but it was so funny, i didnt know if i was laughing more at the fact he knew how many onions he had, or that he knew he'd lost one!
"I had four onions and now ive lost one"
Mum replies
"Well you've either eaten it or its in between your legs"
He is partially sighted after all, but it was so funny, i didnt know if i was laughing more at the fact he knew how many onions he had, or that he knew he'd lost one!
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While on holiday in Cypus and having a meal, my true love spies a cash machine across the road.
"If you get money out on your card, will it be in English money?"
After a good few seconds of silence and staring I was told,
"There's no need to be like that, I didn't know".
"If you get money out on your card, will it be in English money?"
After a good few seconds of silence and staring I was told,
"There's no need to be like that, I didn't know".
29 December 2005, 10:08 AM
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A mates mrs said this when we clubbed together to buy another mate some shopping centre vouchers "Don't leave the receipt in, or he'll know how much you spent!"
......and yes she's blonde
......and yes she's blonde
