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Old 02 January 2006, 07:50 PM
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I was out today kicking the *** of an Audi/BMW etc driven by a tosser as they all drive that type of car. Came across a gay/straight/lesbian driving a classic which was cr4p as it had been modded and just made it look like a chav car. Anyway the bugeye/blobeye is better even if you want to know how much its worth. Anyway had to watch out for the robbing speed cameras that are all the fault of tony Blair/ the cops/ the liberal leftie lentil munchers that I was going to give a kicking too etc etc etc etc boring boring.

Did I get most of it
Old 02 January 2006, 07:52 PM
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did you crash into a lake?
Old 02 January 2006, 08:00 PM
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forgot evos
Old 02 January 2006, 08:10 PM
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Old 02 January 2006, 08:11 PM
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No I did'nt miss PSL - did you not see the boring, boring, at the end.
Old 02 January 2006, 08:11 PM
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what about the clio 172's?
Old 02 January 2006, 08:12 PM
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Where are the DJs and what tunes were playing?

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Old 02 January 2006, 08:13 PM
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Hah, pathetic, no mention of twisties, no 30 page diatribe about airboxes/exhausts/vtec/performance figure comparison, no mention of what bangin hardcore was playing or who was DJing, PSL didnt get a look in and where is the anonymous poster who has been playing away. lLso a picture of one of Darryl90's splendid turds would have helped
Old 02 January 2006, 08:15 PM
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Keep it all coming
Forgot about the cats/dogs and neighbour problems as well.
No lets be honest - I could'nt be arsed
Old 02 January 2006, 08:16 PM
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Troll. Nothing to see here....
Old 02 January 2006, 08:18 PM
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what about the problem with the kinky girlfriend, you know into a little spanking etc
Old 02 January 2006, 10:58 PM
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Alas, surely you noticed the increasing number of immigrants as you drove past? You know, the ones who come over here and scrounge our benefits, then invite their relatives, but all eat funny food and can't speak OUR language properly or won't let us fly OUR flag - if they don't like it they should **** off back to their own country!
Old 02 January 2006, 11:13 PM
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Where is the pikeys ?

and the political correct health and safety officials that tell you your decat is damaging the planet
Old 03 January 2006, 09:12 AM
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Absolutely no way is this the ultimate thread, you forgot the main word that nearly everybody on SN uses nowadays if they dont like something - CHAV
Old 03 January 2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Absolutely no way is this the ultimate thread, you forgot the main word that nearly everybody on SN uses nowadays if they dont like something - CHAV
Have another read and then hang your head in shame
Old 03 January 2006, 10:47 AM
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You only mentioned Chav in your opening post, you didnt say that if you have dump valve/gold wheels/big exhaust or whatever then you are a Chav. Come on, it is a New Year, give a girl some slack!!!!
Old 03 January 2006, 10:58 AM
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No mention of Optimax or being in 'the wrong gear' whilst being overhauled by vastly inferior machinery either

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Old 03 January 2006, 11:19 AM
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One word - knocklink!
Old 03 January 2006, 12:26 PM
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You forgot to mention that you were going to sell your car on ebay later, but weren't sure if the nice Nigerian man that wanted to buy it would be scamming you...
Old 03 January 2006, 12:52 PM
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Where's the BOV/Dump Valve? And what does it sound like?
Old 03 January 2006, 12:54 PM
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And the one about your mate getting nicked for speeding and what punishment he/she is likely to be inflicted with
Old 03 January 2006, 01:29 PM
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My fave:
I was doing 120 down a straight road at 2am with no traffic anywhere and got pulled for speeding. I dont think this is fair. Are there any websites that can help me get off with it? Will I get more than 3 points as I have 11 already and the world isnt fair etc...
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Old 03 January 2006, 01:39 PM
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See - this is what I mean. We all know the majority of the posts in NSR but some stupid ***** keep posting the same old cr4p.
Like me
Old 03 January 2006, 02:08 PM
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Don't forget to post a pic so we can all route through the photobucket directory
Old 03 January 2006, 02:10 PM
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I love Tony Blair but can't stand New Labour
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