fast bloke

fuky kunty bastidin ballixy w4nkdog.

Due to move house on Monday - for the last month - contracts in a couple of days.... a couple of days .... a couple of days... tomorrow....tomorrow.

6.30 this evening - phone rings - our buyer - "Sorry - we can't complete on Monday. Our buyer pulled out before Christmas. If you can give us a few weeks we might get another buyer"

answer "before christmas????? - you dozy ****er - you useless piece of *** soaked snotrag - if you had told us then we would have had a fighting chance"


so dya reckon if he gets another buyer he might call me back?

(Suits us anyway - our house wont be built until April )

pslewis

Sit and wait for him then .................... buyers market - if you have a buyer, keep them sweet!!!

Falling house prices is your biggest enemy over the next few months .....

Pete

ben44

Because your right, they will drop 380%

warrenm2

Do I take it from all that that you hadn't exchange contracts? And you thought you had sold? Why on earth did you leave the contracts so long? Part of the blame lies with you and/or you legal advisor I'm afraid. If you have exchanged then you can just recover costs etc from them

SCOsazOBY

Hope it all goes well for you in the end

Chip

Youve been saying that for the last 2 years Pete

Chip

Brendan Hughes

What do you mean, won't be built? You didn't go for the one with the bar etc in an acre of land?

Bubba po

Move into the motor-home and go and park on his lawn for a week.

fast bloke

yep - was there any other one? - fekker didn't tell us that we couldn't get the full size snooker table on PC sums!! He has asked us for 32k for the other 15 acres, which is a bargin, but 32k extra is a bit of a struggle. Did I mention the Christmas trees? - Hang on - was this the one with the built in bar with the copper sheeting or the one with the bar in the games room you are thinking of? (Bought the second one btw)

Warren - at this pont in time I might be out £90.00. Worst case scenario is that we can't sell and we don't get the other house. I am an IFA - do you really think I would fall into the sort of crap that might cost one a few bob?

Bubba po

All Greek to me.

fast bloke

What do you think I am - some sort of pikey?

p.s. - do you know anyone who needs a baby sitter for a couple of horses for a month - that'll **** him off no end

davyboy

I cant wait to move again!

Brendan Hughes

Now you've lost me, is it just after closing time? I(We?) only knew of one, it sounded like the second one. I just got the impression you'd been to view the house, yet now it seems you'd just been to view plans, if it isn't going to be built until April.

Fekkit. Anyway, good luck

davegtt

Try at least 4 years

fast bloke

Brendan - I think that was the first house.... seller was pissing about - I don't think he ever intended to sell, but once we got itchy feet..........

fast bloke

btw Pete - Northern Ireland house prices are still rising (16% last year)- it always takes us about 3 years to follow the UK trend - thats cos we are all a bit slow over here