paul-s

"Had an accident in the last three years?" They ask. "You could claim compensation", they continue. I phoned Accident Compensation expecting to be referred to a solicitor and a big cash payout, only to be told that drinking 14 pints of Scrumpy, sneezing and following through was "not an accident". What, you c*nts think i did it on purpose?



thanks to holymoly

hoskib

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kingofturds

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sheilas wheels

First of all you *******s operate the most grotesquely discriminative organisation since the SS, I mean, how long would a male-only car insurance company last until it was burned down by some ugly dyke spouting hypocritical bull**** about equality? Then, to add insult to injury, you create the most irritating advertisment since the crazy frog, featuring the ugliest creatures since the crazy frog, and the most ear-puncturingly annoying theme song since the crazy frog, and shove it down my throat during EVERY ****ing commercial break that I happen to be watching.