OllyK

How colour TV, and lounging about smoking weed is "more demanding" than hard labour on a chain gang

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/cri...icle350784.ece

jasey

They're probably worried that Cherie Blair will sue the government for stressing her "clients" by locking them up with a bunch of perverts and criminals !

OllyK

They are the bloody perverts.

The Zohan

...Bit early for an April fool gag but funny and never the less!

jasey

Come on Olly - that's a bit unfair.

It's not their fault you know.

You really need to get with the modern thinking.

They're only rapists because the bitches said no !

Cut out the middle man and all the cost and just give £500,000 to each convicted rapist and give them a job with Cherie !

OllyK

Ripped from b3ta

Brendan Hughes

"Prison sentences for rapists are to be reduced to reflect the fact that jail terms are "more demanding" than in the past, it was reported last night."



Simple. They just forgot to mention that they're now outsourcing jail space to India.

OllyK

Now that, I would approve of. It would cost us less and the scum may get the message!!

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Ever wondered who you're speaking to when you phone More Than?? Wonder no-more, that's why you can always hear a faint rattling of chains!!