effing bird shirt.....
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effing bird shirt.....
Is it me or is there more of it around?
Sat - got the car valeted. Come out Monday morning all crap over the rear spoiler. Wiped it off drove to work. Yesterday at work crap over the bonnet and scoop so wiped it off last night. Got back to it after work today and crap all over the rear screen and these ******* looks like theyve got diarhhea, runny and everywhere. I need a .22 to take em out!
Or is it the gay blue of my WR1 attracting em like chavs to an england flag shop?
Gary
Sat - got the car valeted. Come out Monday morning all crap over the rear spoiler. Wiped it off drove to work. Yesterday at work crap over the bonnet and scoop so wiped it off last night. Got back to it after work today and crap all over the rear screen and these ******* looks like theyve got diarhhea, runny and everywhere. I need a .22 to take em out!
Or is it the gay blue of my WR1 attracting em like chavs to an england flag shop?
Gary
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nope i had a big dollop of it on my windscreen the other day tried to wash it off straight away but it just smeared over half of my windscreen will have to take my van back through the car wash grrrr
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Must tell you that bird **** is acidic,apparently.I am gonna shoot the barstard pigeons of the neighbours with my son's rifle soon.Actually,i won't.Everybody *****.I will just clean my car more often
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I bought some bug & tar wipes the other day from Halfrauds. Really handy for removing bird ****, tar, bugs etc. Keep em in the car esp when the weather is warm as the last thing you need is bird poo baking on the paintwork.
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Thanks for that Ro will go and get some of them, thats the thing Im either in and out of the house or in and out of the office with damp friggin tissue wiping the stuff off!
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Originally Posted by GaryK
Or is it the gay blue of my WR1 attracting em like chavs to an england flag shop?
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When I lived with my parents years ago, there driveway was under Sycamore tries. Every single morning I'd go to my car that was not only covered in bird poo, but sticky sap that attracted Wasps.......... My terrified of wasps !!! Made getting into the car interesting.
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Originally Posted by stilover
When I lived with my parents years ago, there driveway was under Sycamore tries. Every single morning I'd go to my car that was not only covered in bird poo, but sticky sap that attracted Wasps.......... My terrified of wasps !!! Made getting into the car interesting.
Took it thro the car wash and it was still half caked in the stuff
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Originally Posted by T4molie
Gary,
Very true mate they do Not sure I'd have another white one but I'd defo have another 205..... handled like it was on rails
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Originally Posted by T4molie
Bl00dy hell
Have you tried putting some bird food out for them
Have you tried putting some bird food out for them
It's happening at my works car park, we seem to be deluged with massive Crows. Hadn't thought of feeding them
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i came out to my car the other day and there was a ****fest on my nice new car, it didnt look normal the bird must have been ill !
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Originally Posted by AllanP
It's happening at my works car park, we seem to be deluged with massive Crows. Hadn't thought of feeding them
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