Eye for an Eye
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Eye for an Eye
Its not that drastic but really annoyed me into taking action.
I was at the pub last night and as I won't be getting my Scooby Type R back until Early July I was in My brand spanking new Leon.
Had a few drinks in the pub gone to get something to eat and then went back to put my blazer and sun glasses in the car when I notice a rubbish Rover 200 (Old model) parked rather close to my car on the passenger side. I'm thinking how the hell did he get out of his driver side??
I go for a closer look and see that he/she has chipped some paint off my door. Seeing red I go and ask the landlord to see who owns that car as I'd like a word.
Anyway a few hours later I remind the landlord that I'm still waiting. He goes for another look but no-one seems to own this wreck.
OK then. As I'm leaving I pull out of the parking bay get out of my car and proceeded to rip off his/her wiper stalks.
I'm not usually like this but they really peed me off.
Some people have no respect for other peoples property and I suppose neither did I in that instance.
I'm not saying I was in the right here but thought I'd share this.
I tell you what unless they were a typical Snetter user (7ft10, 20 stone, all muscle) I would have given them a slap or two.
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I was at the pub last night and as I won't be getting my Scooby Type R back until Early July I was in My brand spanking new Leon.
Had a few drinks in the pub gone to get something to eat and then went back to put my blazer and sun glasses in the car when I notice a rubbish Rover 200 (Old model) parked rather close to my car on the passenger side. I'm thinking how the hell did he get out of his driver side??
I go for a closer look and see that he/she has chipped some paint off my door. Seeing red I go and ask the landlord to see who owns that car as I'd like a word.
Anyway a few hours later I remind the landlord that I'm still waiting. He goes for another look but no-one seems to own this wreck.
OK then. As I'm leaving I pull out of the parking bay get out of my car and proceeded to rip off his/her wiper stalks.
I'm not usually like this but they really peed me off.
Some people have no respect for other peoples property and I suppose neither did I in that instance.
I'm not saying I was in the right here but thought I'd share this.
I tell you what unless they were a typical Snetter user (7ft10, 20 stone, all muscle) I would have given them a slap or two.
Angry Esh
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Originally Posted by ESH
OK then. As I'm leaving I pull out of the parking bay get out of my car and proceeded to rip off his/her wiper stalks.
Oh dear, sorry angry Esh but
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Similar story a couple of years back when I had my M5, a stupid cow came up a one way street and clashed drivers door mirrors. Mine took a small scrape and her entire unit came off and fell to the ground, wires and all.
She decided not to stop and accelerated away.
I thought you minky ****ing pikey bitch. So I picked the mirror up and put it in the passenger footwell, drove down to the river and chucked it in.
So 30 for me to fix mine and she is left with an illegal car and a bill for a new electric mirror and fitting.
If she had took my M5 mirror off and drove off, I would have hunted her all the way back to her caravan and burnt it to the ground, dags or no dags
She decided not to stop and accelerated away.
I thought you minky ****ing pikey bitch. So I picked the mirror up and put it in the passenger footwell, drove down to the river and chucked it in.
So 30 for me to fix mine and she is left with an illegal car and a bill for a new electric mirror and fitting.
If she had took my M5 mirror off and drove off, I would have hunted her all the way back to her caravan and burnt it to the ground, dags or no dags
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Had a ratty chavved up Punto park 8 inches from the drivers door of my wifes brand new car, I had parked miles away in a mostly empoty car park and the dick still parked that close, why I will never know, somebody had tried to get out and clanged the door into hers then they must have gone out through the other side.
So it got a booting, have seen it about since, still with my additions !
So it got a booting, have seen it about since, still with my additions !
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A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
A few months ago I actually saw a women scratch the side of my car with a shopping trolley so I shot her in the leg, that shut her up I can tell you, the look on her face was priceless as she lay there looking up at me
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Originally Posted by MJW
I hope you took the opportunity to stamp on her stupid face while she was lying there writhing in agony !
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personally, id would have waited till they got back and took the **** out of them, cause they own a rover.
Then jumped in my 600 and gone home
Then jumped in my 600 and gone home
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I have a lipstick in my handbag primed with a minature nuclear warhead for these exact situations - people really must learn about the consequences of their actions!