Think the sun makes the girlies randy???
12 June 2006, 02:28 PM
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Think the sun makes the girlies randy???
Is it me or has anyone else noticed over the past few days how horny their mrs gets when the suns out??
or infact how many horny women there seem to be all of a sudden??
I'm not gonna complain as I must admit, the sun does bring out the "bend over and touch your toes woman!" side of me....
edited thanks to lightning101.......fcunny ******!
or infact how many horny women there seem to be all of a sudden??
I'm not gonna complain as I must admit, the sun does bring out the "bend over and touch your toes woman!" side of me....
edited thanks to lightning101.......fcunny ******!
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12 June 2006, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
Who's complaining!!!
I'm just trying to justify moving to a warmer country on a more permanent basis
I'm just trying to justify moving to a warmer country on a more permanent basis
12 June 2006, 03:24 PM
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Think the sun makes the girlies randy???
Not in my Experience Tripple O G: in fact, page thee just plain pi$$es them off!!!
Ns04
Not in my Experience Tripple O G: in fact, page thee just plain pi$$es them off!!!
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12 June 2006, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by redragon
well cant say its done anything for my mrs 
you would think we lived in the antartic the amount of times she gets horny
you would think we lived in the antartic the amount of times she gets horny
12 June 2006, 03:54 PM
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Very funny Ns04.....
I was waiting for the old Benny Hill joke to come out of the woodwork!!
It's like when you go away on holiday and you're laying by the pool with your beer and girl.......then you get that urge to "pop up to the room"........leaving the girl behind
I was waiting for the old Benny Hill joke to come out of the woodwork!!
It's like when you go away on holiday and you're laying by the pool with your beer and girl.......then you get that urge to "pop up to the room"........leaving the girl behind
12 June 2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
Very funny Ns04.....
I was waiting for the old Benny Hill joke to come out of the woodwork!!
It's like when you go away on holiday and you're laying by the pool with your beer and girl.......then you get that urge to "pop up to the room"........leaving the girl behind
I was waiting for the old Benny Hill joke to come out of the woodwork!!
It's like when you go away on holiday and you're laying by the pool with your beer and girl.......then you get that urge to "pop up to the room"........leaving the girl behind
Not as bad as the one:
Man stranded on a island, no company but a sheep and a dog. After months the bloke starts to get horny and finds the sheep increasingly attractive (must be welsh)
Anyhow, every time he gets close to the Sheep the dog goes beserk and he has to retreat. Weeks later, a futher cast away washes up on the beach. A beautiful blonde 20 year old with a figure to kill for. They get on famously from the start.
One night, weeks later, over a bonfire the man leans over to the woman and wispers in her ear: "I have something I've wanted to ask you to do for me for some time now, but have not yet had the courage".
"I'll do anything for you", the girl replies in a seductive voice.
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"You wouldn't take that damn dog for a walk would you?"
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12 June 2006, 04:28 PM
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Old but also very very good!!.......
I like the:
Three irishmen sitting in a pub, Seamus, Paddy and Sean.......
Seamus turns to the guys as says, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest hands in the world"
They all look and agree.......to which Seamus says he's gonna go down to the Guiness book of records to get them measured, after his pint.
Paddy then pipes up saying, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest feet in the world"
Again they all agree and Paddy says he'll go with Seamus to the Guiness book of records to get them measured, but of course, after his pint.
Then Sean joins in saying, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest d1ck in the world"
They have a look and admit, it's pretty small. So Sean says he'll join the other two, after his pint.
So they all finish they're drinks and take a wonder down the the Guiness book of record shop.
Seamus goes in, 10 mins later he comes out with a piece of paper in his hand jumping with joy,
"Look! look! i'm in the guiness book of records for having the smallest hands in the world!!"
Spurred on by this Paddy goes in, and comes out 10 mins later with a peice of paper shouting, "Look! look! i've got the smallest feet in the world!!"
So Sean walks in........
He's in there for 10 mins, 20 mins and then 30 mins he comes out straight faced......
"What ups Sean?" asks Seamus and Paddy.......
Sean looks at the both and says..............
"Who the **** is Alloy from Scoobynet???"
I like the:
Three irishmen sitting in a pub, Seamus, Paddy and Sean.......
Seamus turns to the guys as says, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest hands in the world"
They all look and agree.......to which Seamus says he's gonna go down to the Guiness book of records to get them measured, after his pint.
Paddy then pipes up saying, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest feet in the world"
Again they all agree and Paddy says he'll go with Seamus to the Guiness book of records to get them measured, but of course, after his pint.
Then Sean joins in saying, "you know what? I recon i've got the smallest d1ck in the world"
They have a look and admit, it's pretty small. So Sean says he'll join the other two, after his pint.
So they all finish they're drinks and take a wonder down the the Guiness book of record shop.
Seamus goes in, 10 mins later he comes out with a piece of paper in his hand jumping with joy,
"Look! look! i'm in the guiness book of records for having the smallest hands in the world!!"
Spurred on by this Paddy goes in, and comes out 10 mins later with a peice of paper shouting, "Look! look! i've got the smallest feet in the world!!"
So Sean walks in........
He's in there for 10 mins, 20 mins and then 30 mins he comes out straight faced......
"What ups Sean?" asks Seamus and Paddy.......
Sean looks at the both and says..............
"Who the **** is Alloy from Scoobynet???"
12 June 2006, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
"Who the **** is Alloy from Scoobynet???"
So sun + girls = randy and your mrs is going to Magaluf with the ladies for a week...........nuff said, i'm not the insecure one
12 June 2006, 04:44 PM
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Not me Ns04!!
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker? can't remember now come to think of it.....
DAMN YOU STELLA!!!
They don't let norveners on plains........too worried that they'll drink everything on board and start stripping it from the inside out.......
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker? can't remember now come to think of it.....
DAMN YOU STELLA!!!
They don't let norveners on plains........too worried that they'll drink everything on board and start stripping it from the inside out.......
12 June 2006, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
They don't let norveners on plains........too worried that they'll drink everything on board and start stripping it from the inside out.......
12 June 2006, 04:52 PM
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They'll see you coming a mile off...........with your matchin liverpool shell suit outfit and bag full of banannas you norvern monkey!!
12 June 2006, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
They'll see you coming a mile off...........with your matchin liverpool shell suit outfit and bag full of banannas you norvern monkey!!
12 June 2006, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
Not me Ns04!!
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker?
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker?
So that's what the young un's are calling it now!!!
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12 June 2006, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by redragon
well cant say its done anything for my mrs
you would think we lived in the antartic the amount of times she gets horny
you would think we lived in the antartic the amount of times she gets horny
pmsl, i hope she doesn't see this
12 June 2006, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazza01
pmsl, i hope she doesn't see this
12 June 2006, 08:38 PM
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Not me Ns04!!
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker? can't remember now come to think of it.....
my girl!!
it's ok though.....I shoved a tracker up her **** the other night......er......was it the tracker? can't remember now come to think of it.....
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