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12 June 2006, 09:24 PM

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fancy a laugh?

before looking at this put your drink down and take it away from the computer.

now sit down and read this.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Subaru-Impreza...QQcmdZViewItem

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12 June 2006, 09:30 PM

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The car says it is running at 360 bhp

Kitt?

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12 June 2006, 09:49 PM

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The car says it is running at 360 bhp, I'm running it at about 300 bhp

I spat coffee on the screen when I read that

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12 June 2006, 09:51 PM

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Kitt?

In that case i would call kit a liar.....

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12 June 2006, 10:37 PM

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"The car says it is running at 360 bhp"
Computer says No...

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12 June 2006, 10:48 PM

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"The car says it is running at 360 bhp"
Computer says No...

its the boast gauge thats the problem

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12 June 2006, 11:04 PM

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It's not even been de-restricted!

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12 June 2006, 11:06 PM

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It's not even been de-restricted!

Fookin good job too, what with 360 bhp, and a boast gauge, how would you handle the beast.

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12 June 2006, 11:09 PM

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360 bhp from 2cc!!!! - that's awesome

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12 June 2006, 11:11 PM

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I think some one should ask him a question about the car.

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12 June 2006, 11:51 PM

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360 bhp from 2cc!!!! - that's awesome

well I never, my Smart car had 597 more cc but got nowhere near 360bhp (then again my Smart car didn't tell me things)

He sounds a 'special' man

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13 June 2006, 10:24 AM

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ANOTHER.......

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Ideally I don't want to swop but if ebay would allow I am looking for a motorbike, small diesel van or car and money to the value of the Subaru. Genuine reason for selling is that I'm getting married and buying a house this year and funds are needed

so he needs the funds but wants to swap for a bike

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13 June 2006, 10:32 AM

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its yours really micky ive noted the name

lol

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13 June 2006, 10:33 AM

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Options : 4wd.

Never knew it was optional ??

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13 June 2006, 10:44 AM

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its yours really micky ive noted the name

lol

debbie mcgee is here.....

on her honkers, sucking my conkers

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13 June 2006, 10:45 AM

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13 June 2006, 02:33 PM

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I asked, how does your car tell you its running 360 bhp?

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someone has put a sticker on the back but i know its not running 360bhp i can tell, don't know much about cars tho just that i can drive, hope this helps

lets hope so...

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13 June 2006, 02:40 PM

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What exactly is a 'boast' guage? Does it gob off unnecessarily and at frequent intervals?

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13 June 2006, 07:36 PM

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What exactly is a 'boast' guage? Does it gob off unnecessarily and at frequent intervals?

pmsl, Nah mate the wife does that all by her self

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13 June 2006, 07:43 PM

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360 bhp from 2cc!!!! - that's awesome

Good spot

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14 June 2006, 01:23 PM

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"The car says it is running at 360 bhp"
Computer says No...

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14 June 2006, 01:32 PM

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"and it has been lowered 80 mm at the front"

?????

Ns04

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14 June 2006, 02:04 PM

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"and dump values"

So he's been charging people to fly tip in the boot?

And I think he means PHAT not FAT.

All sounds a bit GHEY (and I do mean with a GH!!!)