About 4 weeks ago i met my ideal woman.
I was out with a friend for a pint and stumbled our way to walkabout in doncaster. There was a girl sat opposite us looking glum so on my way past i said hello.
Her friend was to meet her there but she was 2hrs late, I called my friend over and exclaimed "we have to be this lasses friends for 2hrs"
Any ways this lass introduced us to a drinking game and we got on with the hooch. Me and this lass got on like a house on fire (which is weird cos girls usually run a mile from me if i talk to them but she was interested). We ended up talking about Pulp Fiction and dancing the night away. Turns out shes 24 and a law graduate/secretary and works in Donny. And also whats strange for donny is she is an intelligent lass.
Anywayskis we were very wasted and dancing (to the pulp fiction theme tune which was weirdly cool) and she went for a ****. She never returned and I assume she got thrown out for being wankered in the toilets. Does anyone have any ideas about how find this girl?

And no i dont think she pegged it from the boggs cos she was freaked out.

Any ideas?

 

dont u know her name?

 

my advice would have been to be in the same place exactly a week later... but you've ballsed that one up

 

gemma.

I was in italy. I tried exactly a month later. tonight. She wasnt there

 

Was that her first pee all night? Im thinking maybe it was her escape?


Least youve got the bottle chat girls up. Ive been waiting for three months fo the "right" moment

 

ur bound to bump into her again

 

Enjoy being single ffs, as soon as you get into a ltr you will miss those days

 

Cross my palm with silver and I'll have a look in my crystal ball.

Sorry to say she met me on her way to the toilets and made me go home with her for some sh*gging. Not that she found me that attractive but to use her own words "Anything is better than that saddo that was trying to chat me up"

 

thats the thing watto. shes the only girl ive spoke to in months, it was the right moment and i wasnt trying to chat her up, just be friends (cos thats where it usually ends up anyhow). but it all went the right way for once.

 

So she was in a pub, on her own, introduces you and your friends to a drinking game which you presumably all paid for. Are you sure she wasn't offering 'extras' and no-one clicked so she made a move elsewhere

 

So you spent all night with her & the only bit of info you got that could trace her was her first name. Shame on you, you don't deserve happiness.

R.

 

Were you doing the epileptic spider dance?

 

Pssst, you've learned a valuable secret

Girls aren't (always) impressed by a bloke blatantly trying to get into her knickers. Pretending to want to be their friend often comes up trumps but it does have the downside that you have to pretend to "listen" to them for a bit as well <shudder>

 

Exactly, you have to trick them pretend to be nice, and different from all other blokes, then after a couple of years into the relationship you can gradually let your true personality through.

Be aware though, that no matter what you do - women all have the same game plan to change their partner. If they tell you they dont want to change you they are telling porkies

 

hahaha you guys. This poor chap is pining for this girl. :-) Matey, just go back to the pub again on Friday / Saturday and keep an eye out.

If not, dont worry, as it shows that there are girls out there that enjoy your company, are easy to talk too and are fun, unlike the **** drinking, annoying, opinionate bitch of a girlfriend Im with at the moment. If anything, I'll like to take her to the pub and leave her there.


SBK

 

SBK, you didn't take her there a month ago and say you'd be back in a couple of hours did you?

 

Try mythaibride.com - it worked for PSL

 

Who paid for the drinks?

Did she pay for any?

 

Or the ever popular http://bride.ru/



STeve

 

About 4 weeks ago i met a complete ****.

I was out killing time over a hooch in walkabout in doncaster. There was this absolute mong and his retarded mate gawking at me so I ignored them and sat there looking glum, then to my horror the mongo walked past and said hello.

I gave him the old 'I'm waiting for my friend' line and she was 2hrs late, but the retard didn't take the hint and called his freak of a friend over and and said "we have to be this lasses friends for 2hrs".......... Imagine my horror!

Anyway.. as the conversation was rather dull I thought I'd introduce them to a drinking game, at their expense , and we got on with the hooch. The trappy mongo was really starting to annoy me and I felt I could run a mile, but for the hell of it I pretended to be interested and hung on for another hooch.

He ended up talking about Pulp Fiction and then started DANCING like a complete ********. I started to get worried and thought it prudent to give him some false info just so he could never find me again... so I told him that I was 24 and a law graduate/secretary and worked in Donny (idiot actually believed me ).

Anyway he was very wasted and still dancing like a **** (to the pulp fiction theme tune which was just weird) and I thought it's now or never for a quick exit, so I pretended I needed to visit the loo.... and I legged it......

Those couple of mongos REALLY FREAKED ME OUT...... they were like retarded stalkers...... wouldn't surprise me if they tried to feckin track me down <shudders>

Close call or what!

 

FPMSL@DCI

 

Some years ago me and my best mate went on a double blind date and the two blokes we'd been set up with were not our types at all. We stuck it out for a couple of hours then said we were going to the loo. What we actually did was leg it out of the back door and run away

Hope this helps

 

Go back to the same bar next week, see if she's there, if she's really interested she'll probably be thinking exactly the same thing.........

Mark

 

 

PS

You been wearing dresses again Dave?

 

No, thats why I cant understand why he was chatting me up

 

Any make up or perfume?

 

Jesus I can't believe you met your ideal women in walkabout drinking houch

I bet you paid for the majority of the drinks to? Don't kid yourself she got thrown out, she left of her own free will for whatever reason.

Don't mean to be harsh but forget it and move on, it really isn't hard. Go out again tonight, speak to other girls, if you get blown out **** them off and go and find more girls. Simple as.

You have to talk to birds if there is any chance of taking them home for the night. As a rule you have to speak to quite a few before finding the right one There hasn't been a night for months now that I have been out fancied taking someone home and not. Make them laugh and be cheeky, works for me.

But remember you don't meet ideal women in walkabout, sl@gs and fcukbuddy's is the standard in there.

chop

 

Real words of wisdom there chop... lol

 

Pretend to be an RAF helicopter pilot or a columbian drug dealer, usually wo*ks for me