why women are dangerous...
02 September 2006, 08:51 PM
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why women are dangerous...
maybe old but made me chuckle...reminded me of my ex-wife 
Why Woman Are Dangerous
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3
finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"Jeez, this gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
Why Woman Are Dangerous
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3
finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"Jeez, this gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
02 September 2006, 08:59 PM
#3
Originally Posted by paulpalmer
Hmmm did you get that off of an email sent by Mr Sadler this afternoon 
a) hes too usless to do it himself and
b) its always funnier coming from me
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
are you kidding.....???
I have the blooming scars to show for it...
I have the blooming scars to show for it...
You're locked in a room with a tiger, a crocodile, and your ex-wife. You have a gun, with two bullets.
What do you do?
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You shoot your ex-wife, twice!
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