ScoobyNet.com - Subaru Enthusiast Forum

Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

A funny text I got

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 04 September 2006, 04:10 PM
  #1  
RMA26
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
RMA26's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default A funny text I got
God appears to a man and tells him he’ll have to quit ****, Drink & sex if he wants to go to heaven. A week later God Re-appears and asks him how it’s going.

Man says the **** and drink were easy to give up but when his wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer he couldn’t resist & had to give her one there and then.

God says they don’t like that sort of thing in Heaven.

Man replies they don’t like it in ASDA either………
RMA26 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 04:27 PM
  #2  
miss*scoobygav555*
Scooby Regular
 
miss*scoobygav555*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Manchester
Posts: 2,213
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
miss*scoobygav555* is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 04:38 PM
  #3  
icklemiss
Scooby Regular
 
icklemiss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Milford
Posts: 32
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up
Have to do the rounds with that one.
icklemiss is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 04:39 PM
  #4  
TopBanana
Scooby Regular
 
TopBanana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 9,781
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
That's a long text message
TopBanana is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 04:42 PM
  #5  
RMA26
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
RMA26's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by TopBanana
That's a long text message
3 god damn pages..........
RMA26 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 04:57 PM
  #6  
SwissTony
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (19)
 
SwissTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the Doghouse
Posts: 28,228
Received 12 Likes on 3 Posts
Default
heard it ages ago, still funny though, ending was different, in ICELAND
SwissTony is offline  
Reply Like
Old 04 September 2006, 05:08 PM
  #7  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like

Trending Topics

Old 04 September 2006, 09:13 PM
  #8  
Scooby-Mark
Scooby Regular
 
Scooby-Mark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 1,640
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking
Very funny, I like it
Scooby-Mark is offline  
Reply Like
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
+++BREAKING 2003 STI 8 HAVERY HEADERS + 20G, DEFI'S, 18" ROTA, TSL, HKS, WHITELINE+++
Scott@ScoobySpares
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
61
11 January 2021 03:08 PM
+++BREAKING 07 HAWKEYE STI SPEC D, TEAM DYNAMICS, TEIN, S/S EXHAUTS, VF43, BREMBOS+++
Scott@ScoobySpares
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
55
05 August 2018 07:02 AM
++++ BREAKING BLUE 2003 STI 8 PPP, 17" ALLOYS,AFTERBURNER,SPORTS CAT,BREMBO,VF35++++
Scott@ScoobySpares
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
7
14 December 2015 08:16 AM
Android question: what have I done now???
alcazar
Computer & Technology Related
2
29 September 2015 07:18 PM
Subaru Impreza WRX 2005 (55 Reg) PPP Black – Blob with STI look
Danny0608
Subaru
6
27 September 2015 02:16 PM
Back to Subforum
Non Scooby Related
View Next Unread
locking unlocking car with a wrist watch WTF???




Advanced Search
Quick Reply: A funny text I got


Reply Closed Thread Share
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:43 AM.