Amusing phrases/sayings
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Amusing phrases/sayings
Perhaps childish.But so what.Always handy to have in your vocabulary
Had never heard the phrase taking the lady 'up oxo towers' until the other day.
Any more?
Had never heard the phrase taking the lady 'up oxo towers' until the other day.
Any more?
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Originally Posted by lozgti
Perhaps childish.But so what.Always handy to have in your vocabulary
Had never heard the phrase taking the lady 'up oxo towers' until the other day.
Any more?
Had never heard the phrase taking the lady 'up oxo towers' until the other day.
Any more?
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"MY HUSBAND plays a joke on me every April Fool's day. Last year I was determined not to be caught out, but lo and behold he tricked me again. Knowing I like cats, he woke me at 3.00am and told me there was a basket of kittens stuck on our chimney. I immediately climbed out of the bedroom window and shinned up the drainpipe onto the roof. When I got there and saw nothing but the television aerial I realised I had been had. However, the joke wasn't over. When I got back into the bedroom the cheeky devil had filled my slippers with broken glass. I'm determined he won't get me this year. "
Like some of those letters on the viz site
Like some of those letters on the viz site
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http://www.backofthey.co.nz/random.swf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNUCUJ4IMfU
cunstables crack me up nws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNUCUJ4IMfU
cunstables crack me up nws
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Originally Posted by alcazar
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fanny like a clown's pocket
fanny like a wizard;s sleeve
fanny like an old welly-top
One of the local sayings, describing a feeling of annoyance is .....
"that don't half make my **** itch".............
Dan
fanny like a wizard;s sleeve
fanny like an old welly-top
One of the local sayings, describing a feeling of annoyance is .....
"that don't half make my **** itch".............
Dan
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Originally Posted by douglasb
George Galloway's description of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. "Like two cheeks of the same ar$e!"
Another saying: "**** happens". Not exactly original, but good none the less!
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One of my personal favourites which I can't recall the origin of was
" you don't hard to be a baker to put cream in a tart " still one of the few things to really make me laugh
The wizards sleeve one is great too, can never watch a Harry Potter movies becuasde of that and surely a great title for a Harry Potter porno.
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" you don't hard to be a baker to put cream in a tart " still one of the few things to really make me laugh
The wizards sleeve one is great too, can never watch a Harry Potter movies becuasde of that and surely a great title for a Harry Potter porno.
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Some others that are good ones
Gunt - thats gets used alot round here you know the duck belly ladies get part gut , the other half you can work out.
Marmite spider - alternative to chocolate starfish
Vauxhall - Vauxall ashtray
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Gunt - thats gets used alot round here you know the duck belly ladies get part gut , the other half you can work out.
Marmite spider - alternative to chocolate starfish
Vauxhall - Vauxall ashtray
AllanB
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Start every sentance with "what it is right"
Or when you are explaining what someone has said to you "so he turned round and said" (as if the person had been talking with their back to you)
Or when you are explaining what someone has said to you "so he turned round and said" (as if the person had been talking with their back to you)
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My mate once made me **** my pants whilst we were in the boozer. We were just about to get served when these four young lads came in. My mate said 'If theyre 18 my ***** a kipper'......the whole bar errupted and the lads left