Food Poisoning - My First Time - <eew>
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Red face](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon11.gif)
Yesterday I defrosted 2 tuna steaks, one for me and one for Mrs Abdabz... At tea time I grilled the little beauties, turning regularly and served with some chips, sweetcorn and coleslaw (hmm hmm)...
Exactly 2 hours later (20:30 hours) I felt the sudden and unwelcome urge of an incredible bowel movement... Waddling to the loo I placed myself on the open seat and what happened next was like someone had opened a sluice gate on the river poop![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Once finished, I returned to the BBCs Rogue Traders programme (a silly show, yet a public service) and told my good lady that our romantic night may be in jeopardy due to what were now deafening noises coming from my small and large intestines![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
15 minutes later and incredible bowel movement number 2
, waddling to the loo for yet another grand opening of a major sluice gate
...
Wipe and return...
15 mintues later (21:00 and Chef Ramsey is about to lambast some retarded americans) and strike 3![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
At this point and feeling somewhat sore, stingy and faint, I take two immodium (the anti diarrhoea ambrosia
) and continued to watch Hells Kitchen go wrong when, at 21:15, I had to go again!!!
I had the sweats and felt light headed at this point so went on the internet and looked up "Tuna, food, poisoning, 2 hours" etc and was presented with a list of not so friendly bacteria which would paralise me before killing me![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I went to bed and awaited my fate...
Woke up this morning and I am well, well I tell you
At 32 I survived my first ever adult food poisoning attack ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
HA! Bacterial tuna, you were no match for me... Now, where's my flat lemonade and digestive biscuits
Exactly 2 hours later (20:30 hours) I felt the sudden and unwelcome urge of an incredible bowel movement... Waddling to the loo I placed myself on the open seat and what happened next was like someone had opened a sluice gate on the river poop
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Once finished, I returned to the BBCs Rogue Traders programme (a silly show, yet a public service) and told my good lady that our romantic night may be in jeopardy due to what were now deafening noises coming from my small and large intestines
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
15 minutes later and incredible bowel movement number 2
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Wipe and return...
15 mintues later (21:00 and Chef Ramsey is about to lambast some retarded americans) and strike 3
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
At this point and feeling somewhat sore, stingy and faint, I take two immodium (the anti diarrhoea ambrosia
![Notworthy](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/notworthy.gif)
![Cry2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/cry2.gif)
I had the sweats and felt light headed at this point so went on the internet and looked up "Tuna, food, poisoning, 2 hours" etc and was presented with a list of not so friendly bacteria which would paralise me before killing me
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I went to bed and awaited my fate...
Woke up this morning and I am well, well I tell you
![Luxhello](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/luxhello.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
HA! Bacterial tuna, you were no match for me... Now, where's my flat lemonade and digestive biscuits
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
#2
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by Abdabz
Yesterday I defrosted 2 tuna steaks, one for me and one for Mrs Abdabz... At tea time I grilled the little beauties, turning regularly and served with some chips, sweetcorn and coleslaw (hmm hmm)...
Exactly 2 hours later (20:30 hours) I felt the sudden and unwelcome urge of an incredible bowel movement... Waddling to the loo I placed myself on the open seat and what happened next was like someone had opened a sluice gate on the river poop![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Once finished, I returned to the BBCs Rogue Traders programme (a silly show, yet a public service) and told my good lady that our romantic night may be in jeopardy due to what were now deafening noises coming from my small and large intestines![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
15 minutes later and incredible bowel movement number 2
, waddling to the loo for yet another grand opening of a major sluice gate
...
Wipe and return...
15 mintues later (21:00 and Chef Ramsey is about to lambast some retarded americans) and strike 3![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
At this point and feeling somewhat sore, stingy and faint, I take two immodium (the anti diarrhoea ambrosia
) and continued to watch Hells Kitchen go wrong when, at 21:15, I had to go again!!!
I had the sweats and felt light headed at this point so went on the internet and looked up "Tuna, food, poisoning, 2 hours" etc and was presented with a list of not so friendly bacteria which would paralise me before killing me![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I went to bed and awaited my fate...
Woke up this morning and I am well, well I tell you
At 32 I survived my first ever adult food poisoning attack ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
HA! Bacterial tuna, you were no match for me... Now, where's my flat lemonade and digestive biscuits![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
Exactly 2 hours later (20:30 hours) I felt the sudden and unwelcome urge of an incredible bowel movement... Waddling to the loo I placed myself on the open seat and what happened next was like someone had opened a sluice gate on the river poop
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Once finished, I returned to the BBCs Rogue Traders programme (a silly show, yet a public service) and told my good lady that our romantic night may be in jeopardy due to what were now deafening noises coming from my small and large intestines
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
15 minutes later and incredible bowel movement number 2
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
Wipe and return...
15 mintues later (21:00 and Chef Ramsey is about to lambast some retarded americans) and strike 3
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
At this point and feeling somewhat sore, stingy and faint, I take two immodium (the anti diarrhoea ambrosia
![Notworthy](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/notworthy.gif)
![Cry2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/cry2.gif)
I had the sweats and felt light headed at this point so went on the internet and looked up "Tuna, food, poisoning, 2 hours" etc and was presented with a list of not so friendly bacteria which would paralise me before killing me
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
I went to bed and awaited my fate...
Woke up this morning and I am well, well I tell you
![Luxhello](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/luxhello.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
HA! Bacterial tuna, you were no match for me... Now, where's my flat lemonade and digestive biscuits
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
Glad your OK mate, made me laugh tho!
![Lol](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol.gif)
#4
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Weston Super Mare, Somerset.
Posts: 14,102
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
I suspect you are eloquently describing a pretty nasty bug that is doing the rounds which has nothing to do with the Tuna at all. It can last for days
![Mad](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/mad.gif)
#5
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by David Lock
I suspect you are eloquently describing a pretty nasty bug that is doing the rounds which has nothing to do with the Tuna at all. It can last for days ![Mad](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/mad.gif)
![Mad](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/mad.gif)
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
One extreme to the other.....
Anyone else?
Last edited by RMA26; 19 September 2006 at 11:42 AM.
Trending Topics
#8
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Drink lots of water ![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
I have terrible stomach pains after i've eaten, then BANG! all better, but that has the reverse effect
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
#9
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
I hope you feel better soon though
![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
#11
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by RMA26
Who, Moi?
![Ponder2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/ponder2.gif)
![Confused](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/confused.gif)
![Ponder2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/ponder2.gif)
![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
#13
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by RMA26
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
I was too, but if I have the same thing - I wont be laughing!
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
![Luxhello](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/luxhello.gif)
There always seems to be nasty bugs doing the rounds this time of year
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
#14
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Nah Im OK now, cured, all dried up so to speak... Still drinking lots of water though... ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
My innards simply decied to repel the antichrist in the guise of manky tuna and now my bacon butty is soon to be ingested
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
My innards simply decied to repel the antichrist in the guise of manky tuna and now my bacon butty is soon to be ingested
![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
#15
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by Abdabz
Nah Im OK now, cured, all dried up so to speak... Still drinking lots of water though... ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
My innards simply decied to repel the antichrist in the guise of manky tuna and now my bacon butty is soon to be ingested![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
My innards simply decied to repel the antichrist in the guise of manky tuna and now my bacon butty is soon to be ingested
![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#16
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In general, generally generic.
Posts: 329
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Don't eat oysters ![Embarrassment](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/redface.gif)
My belly has the odd rubble in the jungle moment before errupting in an explosive expulsion of fecal matter which pebble dashes the entire toilet bowl.
Normally 3 trips, then it settles itself. I see it as my digestive tract's attitude of "f**k off, I'm digesting THAT" and pulling the plug on my anus. Once everything has been ejected, its back to its normal self and happy again.
![Embarrassment](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/redface.gif)
My belly has the odd rubble in the jungle moment before errupting in an explosive expulsion of fecal matter which pebble dashes the entire toilet bowl.
Normally 3 trips, then it settles itself. I see it as my digestive tract's attitude of "f**k off, I'm digesting THAT" and pulling the plug on my anus. Once everything has been ejected, its back to its normal self and happy again.
![Smile](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
#17
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by little-ginge
I had a few days last week, when within about 1 hour of eating I had terrible stomach pains - but no ill effects...
There always seems to be nasty bugs doing the rounds this time of year![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
![Luxhello](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/luxhello.gif)
There always seems to be nasty bugs doing the rounds this time of year
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
Scares the **** out of me, in case it is anything else, Dad had colon cancer.....
#19
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by RMA26
Think it could be a trip to the docs
Scares the **** out of me, in case it is anything else, Dad had colon cancer.....
Scares the **** out of me, in case it is anything else, Dad had colon cancer.....
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
#20
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by D.K.1
FPMSL Abdabz ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Such lovely descriptive terms you used too
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Such lovely descriptive terms you used too
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#21
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Thumbs up](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon14.gif)
Originally Posted by little-ginge
It's the way he managed to drag himself back to the television in between colon evacuations![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Lol](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#22
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
Posts: 20,535
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by Abdabz
Well put lg
... It was more of a 'delicate waddle' than a dragging motion though ![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Lol](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
Last edited by little-ginge; 19 September 2006 at 12:17 PM.
#24
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by little-ginge
It's probably nothing to worry about, just a lurgy going through your system,but if it continues then its best to get yourself checked. I'm just the same with mouth ulcers.. my dad has had oral cancer which started with an ulcer![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
#25
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Yeah DK but, the missus went mad and said not to use her wooly stockings for such things ever again
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
#26
Scooby Regular
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
been there done that, and not got to loo in time
few months ago went to lemans for the 25hour race and got it, big stylee
was poorly for about a week and lost a stone in wieght, not a very nice experiance i tell thee, glad you got over it so quick
![Eek2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek2.gif)
few months ago went to lemans for the 25hour race and got it, big stylee
was poorly for about a week and lost a stone in wieght, not a very nice experiance i tell thee, glad you got over it so quick
#27
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by Tidgy
been there done that, and not got to loo in time
few months ago went to lemans for the 25hour race and got it, big stylee
was poorly for about a week and lost a stone in wieght, not a very nice experiance i tell thee, glad you got over it so quick
![Eek2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek2.gif)
few months ago went to lemans for the 25hour race and got it, big stylee
was poorly for about a week and lost a stone in wieght, not a very nice experiance i tell thee, glad you got over it so quick
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
#28
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by Abdabz
Yeah DK but, the missus went mad and said not to use her wooly stockings for such things ever again ![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
You needed something soft because of the stingy ring burn
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
#29
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4,778
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by D.K.1
PMSL, stick 'em in the washer, she'll be none the wiser ![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
You needed something soft because of the stingy ring burn![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
You needed something soft because of the stingy ring burn
![Frown](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#30
Scooby Regular
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by RMA26
A stone?
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![EEK!](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif)
![Eek2](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/eek2.gif)