God i'm bored at work "Afternoon thoughts"...
09 January 2007, 02:48 PM
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God i'm bored at work "Afternoon thoughts"...
We live in a sad, troubling world.
One where our Government seem to have no backbone;
Some religous groups can terrify, bully, and kill those of different beliefs and sexuality (keeping it topical
);
Your skin colour can get you beaten, stabbed, shot, bullied, and make you un-employable (I mean WTF has the colour of your skin got to do with anything??);
We still have the MOBO awards, and we are trying to put a stop to racism?? (even though it was founded by a white dude). Cant we just celebrate all music even its origins under one banner?
You can't really express your own opinions on hardly anything without being labelled a racist, or a homophobic (to pick out the obvious 2);
Saddam Hussein is executed for his crimes (one evil dictator and making hundreds\thousands suffer beyond belief or killing them) yet the world is up in arms about the way in which his execution was carried out? (ok so it hasnt helped things in Iraq, but lets face it killing him quietly wouldnt have helped matters anyway);
The majority of our young cant be ar$ed, they would rather have a baby at 14 because its better than having the embarrassment of working in mcdonalds (some Docu on teenage mums I saw a while back). It's no wonder we have migrant workers in this country to do certain jobs, because for some reason, some of our 'non educated' think it's their right to be paid well for mundane jobs, even tho they did bugger all at school and couldnt be arsed to put in the ground work to better themselves like the majority of us (granted there are the exceptions who couldnt help having a deprived up bringing);
lets not even get started on religion...;
is it just me or is America one scary place when you look at its own home grown religious nut cases and leader???;
You can get slagged off for driving the 'wrong' model of Subaru Impreza on a Subaru forum!!;
and...The creator of Scooby Doo has died
RIP.
One where our Government seem to have no backbone;
Some religous groups can terrify, bully, and kill those of different beliefs and sexuality (keeping it topical
);Your skin colour can get you beaten, stabbed, shot, bullied, and make you un-employable (I mean WTF has the colour of your skin got to do with anything??);
We still have the MOBO awards, and we are trying to put a stop to racism?? (even though it was founded by a white dude). Cant we just celebrate all music even its origins under one banner?
You can't really express your own opinions on hardly anything without being labelled a racist, or a homophobic (to pick out the obvious 2);
Saddam Hussein is executed for his crimes (one evil dictator and making hundreds\thousands suffer beyond belief or killing them) yet the world is up in arms about the way in which his execution was carried out? (ok so it hasnt helped things in Iraq, but lets face it killing him quietly wouldnt have helped matters anyway);
The majority of our young cant be ar$ed, they would rather have a baby at 14 because its better than having the embarrassment of working in mcdonalds (some Docu on teenage mums I saw a while back). It's no wonder we have migrant workers in this country to do certain jobs, because for some reason, some of our 'non educated' think it's their right to be paid well for mundane jobs, even tho they did bugger all at school and couldnt be arsed to put in the ground work to better themselves like the majority of us (granted there are the exceptions who couldnt help having a deprived up bringing);
lets not even get started on religion...;
is it just me or is America one scary place when you look at its own home grown religious nut cases and leader???;
You can get slagged off for driving the 'wrong' model of Subaru Impreza on a Subaru forum!!;
and...The creator of Scooby Doo has died
RIP.
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Also bored heres a joke
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great *****!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her new ***** and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
He replied .. "Hickory dickory dock....
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great *****!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her new ***** and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
He replied .. "Hickory dickory dock....
11 January 2007, 02:09 PM
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the day is dragging at work, weathers miserable and i'm tired the red bull has stopped working and instead of the buzzing feeling i had a few hours ago i am now in sleep mode.
love the joke!! pls keep them coming need something interesting to do before i do fall asleep!
love the joke!! pls keep them coming need something interesting to do before i do fall asleep!
11 January 2007, 02:24 PM
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They replied with historical details of the size and then gave me a £5 voucher! Result....... You see moaning does work! Keep it up guys lol
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