rallying1

I will start the ball rolling if you like

"want to pretend your a Traffic cop?" VOLVO T5

"Got an Asbo and a Baseball cap" VAUXHALL CORSA

"Over 70 and drive like a ****?" NISSAN MICRA

" Fed up with Indicating?" BMW 3 SERIES

off you go then

astraboy

"I am a vulgar flashy ****" BMW X5

"I like understeer" Subaru Impreza

"I AM YOUNG!!!!" Mazda MX5

astraboy.

spireite

im a gypo white transit pick up
im a cheating german F1 driver 22222006 ferrari

ScuuBdoo

Rover 75...your pipe and slippers will love it!

Alas

Best I ever saw was in a movie.
Usual Bumper sticker reading

How's my Driving?

Call 1-800-Kiss my ***

ScuuBdoo

Smart Car...because male caucasians are just too damn tall!

riiidaa

iTrader: (2)

Vauxhall Astra - for the bull****ting traveling salesman in you!

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Saab 9-3, when you are just too posh for a Vectra.

NotoriousREV

**** you - VW Tuareg (sp?)

Bubba po

Chrysler Crossfire - When the phrase "I'm a bell end" seems utterly inadequate.

Tam the bam

Honda HRV/CRV = I'm off to pick the kids up from school

Ford ka = I'm hungry for ****

Fiat Punto = I'm oot ma heed on drugs

Citroen Saxo = It's all I can afford, look at ma big exhaust

Range Rover = I'm late for the kids

Nissan Micra = woohoo it's pension day, I'm gonna take up two spaces at the shopping centre

Jaguar XJS = I'm a bouncer at the local downmarket chav boozer

wwp8

bmw 1 series = i can't afford a 3 series

bmw 328 coupe = i can't afford a M3

porsche carrera coupe = i can't afford a GT3

34srm

Jaguar XJS = I'm a bouncer at the local downmarket chav boozer

rallying1

Tidgy

porsche boxster - i can't afford a 911
range rover - whats off road????????????