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lol , be honest
when making luv sometimes, plz keep it clean so they dont take it away
any of u guys sometimes shoot too quick or what, lol i get my goood days when i can work at it for ages and ages and sometimes i dont know i may last only 10 mins or so if i aint had it for ages lol, but i make up for it coz im at it alot of times so it makes up but for some reason the first time is always the quick time lol, only sometimes not always
anyone else have the same prob or is it common
when making luv sometimes, plz keep it clean so they dont take it away
any of u guys sometimes shoot too quick or what, lol i get my goood days when i can work at it for ages and ages and sometimes i dont know i may last only 10 mins or so if i aint had it for ages lol, but i make up for it coz im at it alot of times so it makes up but for some reason the first time is always the quick time lol, only sometimes not always
anyone else have the same prob or is it common
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lol class, i swear im not good at that, i swear i aint lying
see i woz a virgin till i got married at 16, so never had the chance of masterbating, believe me im telling the truth even if i tried i will fail
i only understand loving properly lol
cheers anyways, so is it common does that happen or is it just me lol
see i woz a virgin till i got married at 16, so never had the chance of masterbating, believe me im telling the truth even if i tried i will fail
i only understand loving properly lol
cheers anyways, so is it common does that happen or is it just me lol
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Being a Muslim alcohol is out of the question, so if you cant knock one out before try rubbing chilli on your ***** . I tried this when I was trying to impress my new gf (only 19 at the time) it burnt like **** but i lasted ages as I could hardly feel a thing.
At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen
At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen
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Moses, you are kidding right, married at 16 so never got the chance for a swift one of the wrist, come on, thats more about religion and shame than what actually happened.
Its hardly difficult, you dont have to be good at it !
Perhaps beng circumcised put paid to it ?
Its hardly difficult, you dont have to be good at it !
Perhaps beng circumcised put paid to it ?
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Being a Muslim alcohol is out of the question, so if you cant knock one out before try rubbing chilli on your ***** . I tried this when I was trying to impress my new gf (only 19 at the time) it burnt like **** but i lasted ages as I could hardly feel a thing.
At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen
At the end of the day though as long as you have shot your muck thats all that matters,gives her more time in the kitchen
i says tae him mate what if its cold and its all shrinky, what dae u dae tae save embarressment, he told me him and the boys usually rub deep heat beforehand and that warms it up and keeps it half hanging lol
lol class so i just wanted tae see what deep heat does,man i wish i never tried i rubbed it on and **** it burned like hell
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lol awesome mate haha lol @ good wood, made me laff, cheers
anyone ever tried mulitiple male orgasm as in shooting a few times but not letting the full load oot and u can be at it for ages and ages, man its awesome and keeps it all moist
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lol if i want some long action and the warrior darth vader down under is trigger happy, i usually think aboot jetbiking or something bitter, it takes my mind aff it so pompei and vesuvius dont blow oot too fast lol
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You have to keep her moist. Obviously not getting her wet enough.
lol drying up on you
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i wouldnt wanna masterbate anyways
anyone have foot fetish, i dae, i luv feet, wimmins feet should be well looked after and no bendy toes and beautiful ankles and tasty and delicious toes in mouth lol, brilliant
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try it, dont *** fully, but pull it oot and spray and rub a dub and then enter, dae it all nite long and u will luv it
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lol not that bud, many circumsized folk must w@nk but i cannae, i just aint good at it, nothing beats good making luv mate wae the partners etc
i wouldnt wanna masterbate anyways
anyone have foot fetish, i dae, i luv feet, wimmins feet should be well looked after and no bendy toes and beautiful ankles and tasty and delicious toes in mouth lol, brilliant
i wouldnt wanna masterbate anyways
anyone have foot fetish, i dae, i luv feet, wimmins feet should be well looked after and no bendy toes and beautiful ankles and tasty and delicious toes in mouth lol, brilliant
Why wouldnt you want to, that stuff about Allah killing a kitten isnt true you know.
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Yes, true but without a harem its not possble to guarantee that the lady n your life wont 'have the painters in', headache, bad mood, or out at John Lewis(her not me, dont want to get arrested !) when the mood takes you.
Why wouldnt you want to, that stuff about Allah killing a kitten isnt true you know.
Why wouldnt you want to, that stuff about Allah killing a kitten isnt true you know.
lol i never head that story, blasphemy
lol @ harem haha, so true, mate all men suffer that old headache excuse or sore back excuse, specially when the men r very horny, i feel so sorry for myself and still she doesnt let me have another 3 wives , i said tae her once come on luv, u will be so tired looking after the babies, u need help wae the housework and me,why dont i get another couple of wifeys , she isnt having any of it lol
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You wouldn't want to. I only wipe my **** with toilet paper so it's covered in skid stains. You'd get your mammoth circumcised ***** covered in pooh and bits of sweetcorn. Still if you can deal with that I'll take your baby potion up my ringer
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lol u dirty ol lady u
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So there you are banging away for hours and feeling really proud of yourself........
..... and the whole time your missus is thinking 'Bliddy hell I wish he'd get on with it, Corro is on in ten minutes'
..... and the whole time your missus is thinking 'Bliddy hell I wish he'd get on with it, Corro is on in ten minutes'