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Old 09 March 2007, 08:56 PM
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Talking anyone got any pics of their own DIY disasters?

might be good for a laugh
Old 09 March 2007, 08:59 PM
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I'm a DIY God, but I don't do any at home.
Old 09 March 2007, 09:02 PM
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i bet Manda would tell a different story
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I don't have any pictures but I made a very nice, but slightly wonky fire surround with mdf and no-nails glue.

I also put a mirror up on my bedroom wall, I used the hammer drill to make a huge hole, stuck a nail in and plastered it up with no-nails.
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I got caught by my Mum when I was 15 diy'ing that was a disaster
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I don't have any pictures but I made a very nice, but slightly wonky fire surround with mdf and no-nails glue.

I also put a mirror up on my bedroom wall, I used the hammer drill to make a huge hole, stuck a nail in and plastered it up with no-nails.
that sounds about right

i started to take my fire place apart and didn't know i couldn't
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I hope you turned the gas off first Sara?
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I don't have DIY disasters, I'm an engineer FFS. I do things that never come down again!!

1 of the ex's on the other hand, was DIY inept. I spent a weekend at her place putting in new wall lamps, chasing the wiring in, plastering and painting, whilst she went home to her parents.

I go away for a weekend and get back to be asked how much I love her. Turns out she'd decided a picture would look nice in the space between them. Ok nowt wrong there, except I'd told her where all the cables were, so she could avoid them (forward thinging knowing she'd put a pic up). Anyhow she'd decided as it was only light 1 picture hook was all that was required and putting int he rawl plug, managed to drill through the live wire!

Bang went my next weekend repairing the cable run.
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I don't have any pictures but I made a very nice, but slightly wonky fire surround with mdf and no-nails glue.

I also put a mirror up on my bedroom wall, I used the hammer drill to make a huge hole, stuck a nail in and plastered it up with no-nails.
Was that after your complimentry Bottle of Red?
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Originally Posted by Simon C
I don't have DIY disasters, I'm an engineer FFS. I do things that never come down again!!

1 of the ex's on the other hand, was DIY inept. I spent a weekend at her place putting in new wall lamps, chasing the wiring in, plastering and painting, whilst she went home to her parents.

I go away for a weekend and get back to be asked how much I love her. Turns out she'd decided a picture would look nice in the space between them. Ok nowt wrong there, except I'd told her where all the cables were, so she could avoid them (forward thinging knowing she'd put a pic up). Anyhow she'd decided as it was only light 1 picture hook was all that was required and putting int he rawl plug, managed to drill through the live wire!

Bang went my next weekend repairing the cable run.
Should have re run it in trunking,serve the dopey cow right.
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Originally Posted by Bug Eyed Peas
I hope you turned the gas off first Sara?
it was a real fire place, or whats left of it
Old 09 March 2007, 09:50 PM
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Old 09 March 2007, 09:53 PM
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it looks a mess so i cant

i have painted the brick work and filled the hole with electrical stuff
Old 09 March 2007, 10:09 PM
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I have some DIY successes.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I have some DIY successes.
i know you have and proud you must be but we want to see your cockups
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
it looks a mess so i cant

i have painted the brick work and filled the hole with electrical stuff

I'm a dab hand at filling holes
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sometimes like a challenge, and i needed a decent stand for my decks and records. so got a pencil, paper drew a sketch and built my deckstand/table over couple days spare time to my own personal spec.

i hung the canvas too.... all by myself

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talk aboot diy accidents

i woz once in hospital i had a sore kidney, it woz small stones


their woz a joiner next tae me, he managed tae nail gun his **** by mistake, poor sod, he woz only 20 or so at the time



he woz in agony poor sod
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No pics, but I managed to nail myself to a rafter with an industrial nail gun once. You know it doesn't hurt when you fire a nail gun through the soft bit of your hand (until someone comes home and provides you with the necessary tools to pull the nail out)

p.s. - Moses - is you keyboard broked? there seems to be punctuation in your post
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
No pics, but I managed to nail myself to a rafter with an industrial nail gun once. You know it doesn't hurt when you fire a nail gun through the soft bit of your hand (until someone comes home and provides you with the necessary tools to pull the nail out)

p.s. - Moses - is you keyboard broked? there seems to be punctuation in your post
mate i started using commas and fullstops yrs back, no one could make the next sentence oot so i started putting the puncuation marks anywhere lol
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Originally Posted by fast bloke

p.s. - Moses - is you keyboard broked? there seems to be punctuation in your post
No, he's just a stupid Jock obsessed with ****

Chip
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Originally Posted by moses
talk aboot diy accidents

i woz once in hospital i had a sore kidney, it woz small stones


their woz a joiner next tae me, he managed tae nail gun his **** by mistake, poor sod, he woz only 20 or so at the time



he woz in agony poor sod
A mate of mine managed to shoot himself in the *** with a nail gun

It's amazing how far them suckers will travel when there's only soft fleshiness to slow them down

Just remembering it has made me (Sorry Gaz)
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This was my attempt at DIY cooking a good few years back. I stick to toast and the occasional egg now and had a new kitchen professionally fitted.

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Looks like someone blew their brains out shotgun style
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Originally Posted by JackClark
This was my attempt at DIY cooking a good few years back. I stick to toast and the occasional egg now and had a new kitchen professionally fitted.

How long did it take you to clean it up
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Insurance is a wonderful thing.
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Originally Posted by JackClark
This was my attempt at DIY cooking a good few years back. I stick to toast and the occasional egg now and had a new kitchen professionally fitted.

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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
sometimes like a challenge, and i needed a decent stand for my decks and records. so got a pencil, paper drew a sketch and built my deckstand/table over couple days spare time to my own personal spec.

i hung the canvas too.... all by myself

My mates just built near enough exactly the same thing for his decks, the middle is raised though, for the whatsit with the ***** on
Old 10 March 2007, 10:49 AM
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i have seen a fair few disasters as i am a construction manager for a large building contractor.

one of the best below (no pics though)

on the day of inspection of the recently completed student blocks at a certain university in bristol. there was an access hatch pinched in the main staircase of one of the main staircases.
so our inempt drylining contractor replaces it for us, in doing so manages to screw through the main lighting cable and electrifying all the staircase handrail as it was linked to the studwork that the stair handrail was attached too.
just as well it was discovered quickly by someone who had their hand on it at the time, lol.

dave

p.s. - i am not going to say what company i work for or where it was as knowing my luck it would come back to bite me.
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Originally Posted by JackClark
This was my attempt at DIY cooking a good few years back. I stick to toast and the occasional egg now and had a new kitchen professionally fitted.

PMSL, Egon Ronay would be proud


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