pwhittle

just had a quick look at petitions on the goverment site. There's so many you really have to wonder if they ever even get seen.

Some funny ones though - 'Extend Child Benefit to Cats' (By Mrs Cat)

and this classic
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to to allow the sale of elephants in pet shops in the UK.


there's more signatures on that one than this perfectly sensible one (I don't know what this is appearing as a hyperlink!)

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Restore Law & order to our streets by asserting the rights of the Public in protecting their property and their rights within their own property either residential or business.

and the plain wierd...

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Allow the 1st of August 2007 to be a Bank Holiday so that all members or fomer members of the Scout Organisation can renew there promise.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to enforce laws pertaining to the practice of archery by boys and men from 12 years and older,for 2 hours on a sunday,supervised by clergy.also to repeal the ban on bowhunting.

paulr

Free Creme Eggs on the NHS

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make cadbury's creme eggs twice the size and free on the NHS.


Deport tony Blair for the ske of the nation.


We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to mr tony blair should deport himself for the state of the UK.

Insist that Canon drop the prices of the L range of lenses by 30% for one week in March.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to To insist that Canon drop the prices of L lenses for one week in March by 30%.

corradoboy

Can we have one that says, "We the undersigned wish that the current government, and all democratically elected politicians actually represent the rights and wishes of the people whom elected them, not just rape them for taxation at every opportunity using climate change/global warming as the unfounded excuse, and stop engineering problems into our society with the intention of introducing future taxation to then attempt to remedy those falsely created artificial problems later."

Abdabz

I was going to sign the creme eggs one but for some stupid reason its been rejected!!
How could they reject that but let the anti speed camera and anti road pricing ones stay on??
Baffling...

RB5_245

'Introduce legilation compelling employers to hold a cross dressing friday at least once a month'

RB5_245

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to order the Deputy Prime Minister be disrobed, smothered in lard, rolled over a bed of rice crispies and suspended from a tree to feed the birds this winter.

Submitted by A. Birdlover