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Old 15 March 2007, 07:35 PM
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MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like ***** and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Continued The Sun Online - News: Mechanic: I have sex with cars
Old 15 March 2007, 07:42 PM
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You filthy perv!
Old 15 March 2007, 07:47 PM
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You can see me going for the neighbors audi in the pic!
Old 15 March 2007, 08:01 PM
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Arrange this sentence:

ate who pies the all?
Old 15 March 2007, 08:03 PM
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What a fine figure of a man, not!!!! I'm surprised that you're not into Porkers because you look like one!
Old 15 March 2007, 09:23 PM
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took "you" long enuff to post this up, it was in the paper about 3-4 days ago at least !!
Old 15 March 2007, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rig
took "you" long enuff to post this up, it was in the paper about 3-4 days ago at least !!
I was busy with a R8 for the past 3-4 days

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Old 15 March 2007, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I was busy with a R8 for the past 3-4 days
Mate's interested in one of them. Would it make sense to import one from Germany now? Is it possible to do so?
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Old 15 March 2007, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Mate's interested in one of them. Would it make sense to import one from Germany now? Is it possible to do so?
I doubt he would be able to get his hands on one in germany TBH. The waiting list is already lengthy worldwide. They are only making 2000 per year at the moment. I presume that figure is only for the 4.2 V8 version, so once the other two versions hit the road it could be closer to 4-5000 cars per year.

His best bet would be to put a deposit on one ASAP at a UK dealer and pray that some people infront of him in the list fall out. The UK is only getting 700 R8's this year.
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
I doubt he would be able to get his hands on one in germany TBH. The waiting list is already lengthy worldwide. They are only making 2000 per year at the moment. I presume that figure is only for the 4.2 V8 version, so once the other two versions hit the road it could be closer to 4-5000 cars per year.

His best bet would be to put a deposit on one ASAP at a UK dealer and pray that some people infront of him in the list fall out. The UK is only getting 700 R8's this year.
That was the attraction TBH, the exclusivity of it and the fact he wouldn't lose too much in depreciation.
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Sorry IMHO don't bother, settle for a F430 or a LAMBO, again in IMO!
Old 15 March 2007, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dodgy bloke
Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
Something tells me he forgoes his right to comment on this
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