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Old 18 April 2007, 01:12 PM
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You can't make this up!
Old 18 April 2007, 01:22 PM
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Wobbly people are funny

Undertakers should just put them in a pile and have an annual burning as a sacrifice to the god of calories


At my last place of work, there was a massive heffer who would get chips, pasties, pizza, pie and gravy, some crisps and cream cake for her lunch every day... Just walking the 50 yards to the canteen made her breathless

I still stand by the fact there should be some kind of fat tax introduced to the UK...
Old 18 April 2007, 01:29 PM
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They're dead.

So they won't mind being chainsawed in half, lengthwise, so they'll then stack in their boxes better.

Easy, huh?

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Old 18 April 2007, 01:36 PM
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Sand bags in the coffin and send the body off to the local power station
Old 18 April 2007, 01:49 PM
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if they drained um off first it would be easier to get them in to a 20" coffin!
surley!
Old 18 April 2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RUDDY
if they drained um off first it would be easier to get them in to a 20" coffin!
surley!
Must be hard to drain 35 stones of flab Industrial liposuction perhaps?

I think those things they crush cars with may be the solution....
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