RRH

Ok, I'm guessing that this thread might get a bit lairy, but here goes.....

We're going to a fancy dress party on Saturday- the theme was Casablanca but we've pointed out that there ain't many options for that- so now it's Casablanca / Casino Royale (as in the Bond film).

What shall I wear??? Need ideas!

Thanks guys (and girls)

Sonic'

go naked except some black boots, and if any one asks, tell them you are the 5 of spades

RRH

Nice one Steve

Bubba po

I don't get it?

Lee247

Whose bright idea was that
The place will be packed with Humphrey's

RRH

original, unedited stylee...

Abdabz

Go as "Casino Royale" Felix and explain everything that's going on in the room to the person next to you in a patronising, over-simplistic way. The person you are talking to know what's going on anyway, but it will pass the time and help along some of the mentally inadequate party goers

rallying1

Put on a big pair of Y fronts and say you have come as premature ejaculation, when they look at you funny just say "ive come in my pants"

DCI Gene Hunt

Go as Capt jack Sparrow




























Then once there you can blend in with the other ten people who thought it would be 'original'

Jerome

Go as a surgeon. Tell people (girls) you specialise in plastic surgery, and do mostly boob jobs. Cue plenty of boob inspections.

If you get a stethoscope, you can also listen to their heart beating. You'd be amazed at how many girls let you put a stehopscope on their chest. Cue more groping.

Toerag

Go as a tequila worm - in a sleeping bag and a sombrero - but be warned you'll get really hot and have to take it off virtually straight away!

Jamie

Go as cho seung hui with a water pistol

New_scooby_04

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Maybe, but take a tip: They'll not be similarly accommodating if you attempt the reflex test on their knee with your old boy in lieu of the hard implement Drs would normally use!!!

stilover

Go completely naked apart from wearing a clear plastic mack.

Tell them you're a Pr1ck.

New_scooby_04

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Oh, and definately don't try the old: "Open wide say ahhhh........Well, it'll have to do; I don't have any proper tongue depressors" trick either!!

Difficult to explain in casualty!!

powerwrx

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go as a womble, i have a suit u can use. its uncle bulgaria

stevebt

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jimmy saville he was born around the same time as casablanca